Jeez...why bother with that when you can hire yourself a real Crabby Office
Lady, and have your own? Right now, mine is so bad, yours sounds like a
breath of fresh air. I am afraid to go into the office. My dog is afraid to
drive by the office with me. My wife won't even phone me. Want mine? Free? No
Charge for Delivery. No handling charges...hell no one will handle her!