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Eric Kolotyluk
<flame>
Up until now I believed that Microsoft Word was the worst application I
had ever used. After spending over 30 hours trying to write a simple
(note I really mean simple) inventory application, I now see that
Microsoft Access is 'truly' the most abysmal application I have ever used.
I once taught an undergraduate course in Computer User Interface Design
and one of the principles that is a sine qua non
(http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=sine qua non) of user
interface design is "The Principle of Least Astonishment." Yet I find
Microsoft Access consistently astonishing, and astonishingly bad. 80% of
the time when I try to do something I consider reasonable, Access won't
allow me to do it, or gives me the ubiquitous #Error? or #Name? result.
Many times the documentation or design leads me to believe something is
possible, but I find an inconsistent dead end.
Like Microsoft Word, Access easily gets confused about the state of
things and requires a restart. And in some cases it requires a reboot of
the O/S to get back to a working state.
I am absolutely convinced that the average IQ of an Access Developer is
below 80, and the average IQ of an Access Marketing executive is below
60. These people have absolutely no grounding in mathematics or
computing science. Well maybe the developers aren't that stupid, but the
original Foxbase developers certainly were - and the Microsoft
developers haven't been given the chance to make things right.
I can only imagine that people who develop applications using Access are
hackers of the most profound art, achieving the impossible with
incomprehensible.
How can anyone use this?
</flame>
Up until now I believed that Microsoft Word was the worst application I
had ever used. After spending over 30 hours trying to write a simple
(note I really mean simple) inventory application, I now see that
Microsoft Access is 'truly' the most abysmal application I have ever used.
I once taught an undergraduate course in Computer User Interface Design
and one of the principles that is a sine qua non
(http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=sine qua non) of user
interface design is "The Principle of Least Astonishment." Yet I find
Microsoft Access consistently astonishing, and astonishingly bad. 80% of
the time when I try to do something I consider reasonable, Access won't
allow me to do it, or gives me the ubiquitous #Error? or #Name? result.
Many times the documentation or design leads me to believe something is
possible, but I find an inconsistent dead end.
Like Microsoft Word, Access easily gets confused about the state of
things and requires a restart. And in some cases it requires a reboot of
the O/S to get back to a working state.
I am absolutely convinced that the average IQ of an Access Developer is
below 80, and the average IQ of an Access Marketing executive is below
60. These people have absolutely no grounding in mathematics or
computing science. Well maybe the developers aren't that stupid, but the
original Foxbase developers certainly were - and the Microsoft
developers haven't been given the chance to make things right.
I can only imagine that people who develop applications using Access are
hackers of the most profound art, achieving the impossible with
incomprehensible.
How can anyone use this?
</flame>