Hey, youllneverguess... You're the idiot if you think Microsoft
gives away keys to new Ford Mustang GTs to everyone who asks.
Oh, were you replying to LINDA? Then you're an even bigger idiot
because you don't even know how to reply to the correct message
in a thread. And you're the biggest idiot of all time because
you don't know that Microsoft no longer supports Office 2000, so
it's not likely that they will provide LINDA with a new key for
Office 2000 even if she does prove to them that she isn't a
thief. By the way, how do you like that glass house you're
living in?