LOL. But be nice!!!
Read "System Requirements" on your office package box and see if your system
meet the minimum requirements.
Insert the CD into CD-ROM drive and make sure to close the drive door.
If auto-run starts, wait until dialog box shows up and read it carefully and
follow instructions. Basically, click Yes for everything.
If auto-run does not starts, open your Windows Explorer and browse the
CD-ROM drive and find "Setup" execution file. Double click the file and
click Yes for everything.
Good luck.