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Jupiter Jones [MVP]
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she
gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks
tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in
1st class." "I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the
pilot. The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves.
The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply
says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive
blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband
limits me to one drink." "Why is that," the host asked? Her reply...
"Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks ...anyone can!"
gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks
tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in
1st class." "I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the
pilot. The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves.
The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply
says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive
blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband
limits me to one drink." "Why is that," the host asked? Her reply...
"Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks ...anyone can!"