Pete-
SQL Server is the most popular format in Access 2000, 2002 and 2003.
You guys still run around using a library - DAO - that hasn't been
included wiht Windows or Office for a decade.
And you call _ME_ the idiot?
As I am a certified MCITP DBA-- and I've been working at Microsoft
recently-- I think that it's funny.
What are you threatened by my certification?
I have the SQL 2005 flavor of a MCDBA. I've passed three tests about
SQL Server.
now _WHERE_ do you say that I'm wrong?
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME AT (e-mail address removed) and I will
gladly make retractions / corrections.
It looks to me like I'm the only out with a certification that they
_EARNED_.
All the MVPs around here spread lies about SQL Server-- some dipshit
was saying that you can't use
UniqueIdentifier (hundreds of places in ecommerce and healthcare where
this is a standard best practice)
Identity (Access MVP got confused about the difference between
Identity and UNIQUEIDENTIFIER? - WTF? )
BigInt - the same idiot claimed that you never need to use BigInt
because Int works up to 9 trillion.
Of course that dude called it a trillion when it's really a
quintillion.
Any idiot that confuses trillion and quintillion shouldn't
be working with numbers.
You idiots always run around
'oh but SQL Server is _TOO_COMPLEX_'
_WRONG_ you litte cry baby!!!
SQL Server is no harder to use than MDB-- Of course you have the
benefit of not having to hassle with
VPN
Wireless
Groove (move the front end around-- keep the data where it
belongs - in _ANY_ database server)
Linked Table
Bloat
Compact and Repair
Unicode characters (slow and bloated and big and obnoxious),
I am not force-fed unicode characters. Are you?
SQL Server has no problems with 80% of the tedium that these people
ask in 90% of these posts.
I'm not going to let you jerks:
a) stalk me
b) give false information about me or SQL Server.
You are not allowed to discredit me-- just because Tony thinks that I
am _SPAM_.
You are not allowed to discredit me-- just because Tony thinks that I
am _CRAZY_.
You are not allowed to discredit me-- just because Tony thinks that I
am _WRONG_.
You guys are on the wrong side of history; and you will start treating
me with the respect I deserve, Pete.
Some MVP dipshit claimed last week that you can't use THREE DIFFERENT
DATATYPES for a primary key.
This MVP clearly illustrated that he doesn't know WTF he's talking
about.
And you have the _NERVE_ to attack me PETE?
HONESTLY-- take this offline-- email me threads where I've said
incorrect things about SQL Server.
and I'll make a retraction.
Meanwhile you build a time machine and put Tony's harrassment -- out
of the real world-- and _MAYBE_ I'll shut up about this stalking crap.
Tony and some other people are using MOB / MAFIA tactics in order to
discredit me and my life.
And I will not put up with it for another day.
Tony and another MVP declared _WAR_ on me. They took this into the
real physical world.
So Pete-- I'd stay the heck away from me if you have any respect for
the _LAW_. Stalking is illegal. Following me around-- and attacking
everything that I say-- that is a _CRIME_.
Whether it is on the internet or in real life.
The _LAW_ is now on my side; stalker-Pete!
Tony and another MVP -LIE- about SQL Server.
I will not put up with it another day.
I've seen too many little MDB cry-babies-- stuuck in the corner cube;
making $12/hour--- writing MDB-- to go another day without saying
'MOVE TO SQL SERVER IF YOU WANT TO SOLVE _ALL_ OF THESE HEADACHES'.
-Aaron
