beforeDelConfirm and afterDelConfirm events not firing

[dbahooker]

I dont know what you're talking about WHORE

you're the one that says 'oh lets run out and learn Access-SQL _AND_
TSQL'?

one language for all your database shit is all i need to get my job
done.
MDB is for retards.. refresh; relink... queries that break.. copying
tables; copying queries

LIFE IS SIMPLER WHEN YOU KEEP YOUR TABLES AND QUERIES IN ONE PLACE -
SQL SERVER.

Access Data Projects rock.
with MDB you have easily twice as much as I do.

Simple things-- like calling sprocs-- what are you going to bust out
DAO and change a SQL passthru EVERYTIME YOU NEED TO DO ANYTHING?

ROFL

MDB is for babies

 

[dbahooker]

and don't you sit around and tell me that I need to learn SQL Server.

I know it like the back of my hand. Been using it every day for 8-10
years.
I would be a MVP if I was a flaming pussy these MDB wimps around here.

-Aaron

 

[Mark]

Very good... You're that clever you don't even know how long you've been
using it ;o) From your general disposition I'd be surprised if you've been
out of nappies for 8 to 10 years, let alone working. Do you have all your
teath by the way?

As for being an MVP... I don't see anything of value in your posts. Most of
what you say is irrelevant and simply demonstrates that you haven't much
experience in the "real" world. If you don't have an answer that is relevant
why not just spend some time alone somewhere instead of wasting bandwidth.

I think you missunderstood your mother when she told you you were "special".

Good luck growing up ) and do the world a favour and unsubscribe.

Kindest regards

Mark

 

[aaron.kempf]

Mark

I dont think that you should talk shit about me or DbaHooker.. we both
could step on you like a bug

Just because you're a wussy-ass MDB developer.

You're the dipshit with training wheels on.

-Aaron

 

[aaron.kempf]

and seriously mark

you explain to me; in great detail-- what you have to do to pull data
out of the PUBS database; ok?

we'll compare and contrast; MDB is for fucking retards.

All I need to do is to make a new file; and connect to the server
you have to create a file.. link tables.. change your links whenever
one of the tables changes
you have to create sql passthroughs; if you're going to have anything
resembling decent performance.

and you need code to push your SPT and update your SPT (sql
passthrough; to you NooB)

you need to write code to push out 'little client side tables'
you need to copy this so called 'application' to your end users desktop

AND YOU CANT USE IT OVER WIRELESS OR VPN.

now how is your wussy ass mdb solution a DECENT SOLUTION?

pull your head out of your ass WUSS and learn SQL

 

[aaron.kempf]

and for the record; I believe that Access Data Projects have MORE
EVENTS than Access MDB does in this regard.

-Aaron

 

[dbahooker]

yeah mark.. if you want to build a new app that reports off of the PUBs
database; please list to us the steps that you need to do in order to
build a basic report in MDB format.

In Access Data Projects; it's as simple as INSERT, AUTOREPORT

rofl

MDB is for lepers and retards

 

[Mark]

Actually I work mainly with .Net, the Access stuffs just to keep a timid
client happy. As for stepping on me mate, I been winding idiots up like you
for years. I do this for real, face to face, and so far no losses )

As for DbaHooker, I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't spoken
to him or about him. Just you. But then hey... you do seem to have trouble
sticking with the thread. You a druggy or something?

 

[Mark]

We use wireless (no issues at all), I don't see VPN as a problem.

You don't seem to actually be taking into account anything I have said (or
anyone elses posts).

Can you stick to the point and perhaps give us your esteemed oppinion on the
following...

- Can you enforce the same strict security (i.e. no permissions on tables,
no views, no dynamic SQL etc.) in an ADP?

- Can you get the same blinding performance from a form bound from an ADP as
you can from an unbound form (be it in a VB project or an MDE)?

You keep harping on about linked tables for some reason, I don't use them
at all.

As for writing endless code blocks for updates etc., I haven't done that for
years. I have code builders (developed myself ) that cover most functions.
All I have do do is feed in a few tables defs and hey presto...

 

[dbahooker]

Wireless is a RELIABILTY concern; it's those fat lazy MVPs that claim
that..
I could care less.

VPN? Performance?

ROFL

yeah; why dont you scan a whole 100 mb table across a VPN and then tell
me it works ROFL

Access Data Projects only shows you the records that you NEED.

can I enforce the same strict security??
as what.. in VB6? or as in Access?

Can Access MDB do this?

I haven't had any problems with ADP security over the years.. I use it
every day.

I can get twice the performance in ADP that your stupid MDE apps can.
and VB6? It's not even LEGAL to build anything in vb6 anymore is it?

and you're saying that you have BUGFREE CODE that will handle this
maintenance.. what happens when it doesn't WORK?

what happens when you force your end users to wait an extra FIVE
SECONDS to open the app because you're relinking and refreshing tables?

MDB is roadkill you stupid fucking moron

I can outdevelop MDB or VB6 developers ANYWHERE.
I mean; MDB doesn't ever let you use Query Analyzer ROFL

 

[Mark]

I don't use Access to generate reports. Way too limiting and amateurish. I
use either Word, Excel, ASP or whatever (even PDF's from time to time). I
would only use Access as a last resort for very basic requirements if I was
feeling real lazy...

Funny how you guys seem so limited in your approach.

 

[dbahooker]

and please; in great detail-- tell me what you have to do to build an
application to report on PUBS via MDB; ok fucktard?

Because I can do it in about 10 seconds; you can't even reimport your
existing code to do this..

More importantly; has your legal team reviewed the licensign terms of
'Larrys Frontend Downloader' CRAP?

I dont rely on 3rd party code; and you shouldn't either.

-Aaron

 

[dbahooker]

Mark

yeah you're right.. Excel, Word is better at reporting than Access

ROFL

god where do you come up with this crap??

Excel is the biggest time-waster ever invented; more people waste more
time in Excel than in Internet Explorer and Solitaire combined.

-Aaron

 

[Mark]

I work with Scientists and Engineers. We do the serious big boy stuff that
most people are frightened of. All our developements are client driven (i.e.
we deliver what they want). If you know what you're doing then you'd find
Word, Excel and even plain old HTML and ASP infinitely more versatile and
portable than an Access report. Just a fact of life...

 

[dbahooker]

I mean.. what happens when 2 people try to edit the same spreadsheet at
the same time?
the same word document?

how many Excel viruses have there been?

Excel should be in a quarantine; on a special seperate network from
outlook because it is such a security risk.

Do you have ANY IDEA how many Excel Macro Viruses there have been?
it's impossible to manage / secure / develop.

What do you use VBA for Excel?

ROFL

yeah; ASP is nice for reporting.. but the best reporting is when you
use 'Analysis Services' or 'Crystal Reports' or 'Reporting Services'

rolling your own reporting tool is never a fun undertaking.

I can out-ad-hoc; out 'what-if' you using Access Data Projects.. I
should know; i've built some crazy crazy budgeting / forecasting apps
over the years.

AND I SURE DONT NEED EXCEL FOR JACK SHIT.

my version of Excel doesn't have a 65535 row limit.
my version of Excel is called Office Web Components and I store it in a
database

MOFO

 

[Mark]

Why would I want to scan a whole 100mb table accross any network. Thats what
the servers for.

Again... Coz you didn't pick it up the last time... I don't use linked
tables.

Maybe I wasn't so clear before so, for the record: all our data manipulation
etc. is carried out by SQL Server sprocs and triggers via ADO. The front-end
(whatever platform its created on) is simply that, a front-end. All the
logic is on the server and yes indeed, I use Enterprise Manager and Query
Analyser every day.

 

[dbahooker]

frightened of?
I woudln't be scared of SATAN HIMSELF if i found out that he used MDB
that friggin WUSS.

Access reports _EFFORTLESSLY_ migrate to SQL Server Reporting Services.
Access reports _EFFORTLESSLY_ print BETTER than Excel ever can.

Have you ever had to print fixed-width files?
Excel just flat-out CANT DO IT. Access does it quite well.

your stupid decentralized database DOCUMENTS and reporting DOCUMENTS
aren't manageable.

oh we're 'client driven' so we cant use a real reporting solution?

GAG

 

[dbahooker]

and for the record; im not claiming that Access reporting is the best
platform.
But it is INFINITELY MORE VERSATILE than Excel and Word ROFL

Excel and Word are spaghetti code; pages and pages of spaghetti code--
and they're home to viruses and other security problems.

And btw, I can export to PDF just as easily as you can lol

 

[dbahooker]

oh.. so you dont use linked tables; you use Sql passthrough?

ROFL

what a maintenance NIGHTMARE.

I have a single connection to a single database SERVER and it's JUST AS
FREE as MDB is.

You might use Query Analyzer and Enterprise Manager; but if you're
using MDB you're still and ACCESS PUSSY.

What.. when you make a sproc; you go and write a SPT on the MDB side..
and you maintain the connection information; right there; you've got
about THREE TIMES the work I do to consume a sproc.

Access Data Projects can bind a form to a sproc WITHOUT _ANY_ CODE.

Dont you wish your database was SIMPLE like me?
Dont you? Dont you?

Dont you wish your girlfriend was HOT LIKE ME?
Dont you? Dont you?

Maybe if you weren't a white-trash ass fucking LOSER for using MDB
maybe you woudl't have to settle for a handicap retarded chick from
Vietnam.

-Aaron

 

[Mark]

I never use third party code. Never have and never will (never even heard of
'Larrys Frontend Downloader' - no disrespect to Larry).

I think you must work in a very simplistic environment and have very easilly
pleased users. Some of our reporting requirements are so demanding that the
specs alone can take several days to create and validate. You couldn't even
read the functional overview in 10 seconds let alone do anything with it.

If you're such a hot-shot developer why are you using Access? How come
you're not using .Net etc.? Or do you think thats for retards as well?