Chinese New Year

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Mike Hall \(MS-MVP\)

ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Kevin said:
I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MVP]

Hey Mike -

I'm going to try to follow your lead. I'm going to *try* to refrain from
giving snippy responses one day a week. I figure that since you've claimed
Sundays, I'll take Mondays. That gives the rest of the world two consecutive
days with one less smarty-pants.

(Since I'm usually kind of ragged after a Monday back to work, I'm usually a
bit more mellow anyway. By Friday tho - grab your asbestos undies! And on a
related subject, this week is National Intimate Apparel Week. I wonder if
there's a Publisher template for that? If not, Microsoft must be prejudiced
against people who wear intimate apparel!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Kevin said:
I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 
M

Mike Hall \(MS-MVP\)

ROTFLMAO.. two days of nicety.. incroyable.. lol..

Re. Intimate Apparel Day, there is no question of it being prejudice on the
part of MS.. I can't believe that there is not one single template that
covers the issue, or parts.. perhaps Mary or Brian could get a 'fig leaf'
template or something similar onto their websites.. don't forget Canada,
guys.. we don't do figs, but have a nice line in Maple.. and perhaps
Eucalyptus for our southern colonial cousins..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
Hey Mike -

I'm going to try to follow your lead. I'm going to *try* to refrain from
giving snippy responses one day a week. I figure that since you've claimed
Sundays, I'll take Mondays. That gives the rest of the world two
consecutive days with one less smarty-pants.

(Since I'm usually kind of ragged after a Monday back to work, I'm usually
a bit more mellow anyway. By Friday tho - grab your asbestos undies! And
on a related subject, this week is National Intimate Apparel Week. I
wonder if there's a Publisher template for that? If not, Microsoft must be
prejudiced against people who wear intimate apparel!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MVP]

I tend to think of magnolia trees in the south. And I'd be in trouble. My
state tree is the (Eastern) Hemlock.
http://www.50states.com/tree/pennsylvania.htm

Those teeny tiny leaves aren't going to cover much of anything!

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
ROTFLMAO.. two days of nicety.. incroyable.. lol..

Re. Intimate Apparel Day, there is no question of it being prejudice on
the part of MS.. I can't believe that there is not one single template
that covers the issue, or parts.. perhaps Mary or Brian could get a 'fig
leaf' template or something similar onto their websites.. don't forget
Canada, guys.. we don't do figs, but have a nice line in Maple.. and
perhaps Eucalyptus for our southern colonial cousins..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
Hey Mike -

I'm going to try to follow your lead. I'm going to *try* to refrain from
giving snippy responses one day a week. I figure that since you've
claimed Sundays, I'll take Mondays. That gives the rest of the world two
consecutive days with one less smarty-pants.

(Since I'm usually kind of ragged after a Monday back to work, I'm
usually a bit more mellow anyway. By Friday tho - grab your asbestos
undies! And on a related subject, this week is National Intimate Apparel
Week. I wonder if there's a Publisher template for that? If not,
Microsoft must be prejudiced against people who wear intimate apparel!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 
M

Mike Hall \(MS-MVP\)

Oh for sure.. you gonna need a tree template.. lolololol.. Mary, Brian, this
may require 'legal' size to get it all on..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
I tend to think of magnolia trees in the south. And I'd be in trouble. My
state tree is the (Eastern) Hemlock.
http://www.50states.com/tree/pennsylvania.htm

Those teeny tiny leaves aren't going to cover much of anything!

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
ROTFLMAO.. two days of nicety.. incroyable.. lol..

Re. Intimate Apparel Day, there is no question of it being prejudice on
the part of MS.. I can't believe that there is not one single template
that covers the issue, or parts.. perhaps Mary or Brian could get a 'fig
leaf' template or something similar onto their websites.. don't forget
Canada, guys.. we don't do figs, but have a nice line in Maple.. and
perhaps Eucalyptus for our southern colonial cousins..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
Hey Mike -

I'm going to try to follow your lead. I'm going to *try* to refrain from
giving snippy responses one day a week. I figure that since you've
claimed Sundays, I'll take Mondays. That gives the rest of the world two
consecutive days with one less smarty-pants.

(Since I'm usually kind of ragged after a Monday back to work, I'm
usually a bit more mellow anyway. By Friday tho - grab your asbestos
undies! And on a related subject, this week is National Intimate Apparel
Week. I wonder if there's a Publisher template for that? If not,
Microsoft must be prejudiced against people who wear intimate apparel!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MVP]

HEY NOW!!!

--

JoAnn Paules ;-)
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
Oh for sure.. you gonna need a tree template.. lolololol.. Mary, Brian,
this may require 'legal' size to get it all on..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
I tend to think of magnolia trees in the south. And I'd be in trouble. My
state tree is the (Eastern) Hemlock.
http://www.50states.com/tree/pennsylvania.htm

Those teeny tiny leaves aren't going to cover much of anything!

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
ROTFLMAO.. two days of nicety.. incroyable.. lol..

Re. Intimate Apparel Day, there is no question of it being prejudice on
the part of MS.. I can't believe that there is not one single template
that covers the issue, or parts.. perhaps Mary or Brian could get a 'fig
leaf' template or something similar onto their websites.. don't forget
Canada, guys.. we don't do figs, but have a nice line in Maple.. and
perhaps Eucalyptus for our southern colonial cousins..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Hey Mike -

I'm going to try to follow your lead. I'm going to *try* to refrain
from giving snippy responses one day a week. I figure that since you've
claimed Sundays, I'll take Mondays. That gives the rest of the world
two consecutive days with one less smarty-pants.

(Since I'm usually kind of ragged after a Monday back to work, I'm
usually a bit more mellow anyway. By Friday tho - grab your asbestos
undies! And on a related subject, this week is National Intimate
Apparel Week. I wonder if there's a Publisher template for that? If
not, Microsoft must be prejudiced against people who wear intimate
apparel!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 
M

Mike Hall \(MS-MVP\)

How bout I send a maple leaf.. much more 'sensible' and prudent.. and you
can sit on a maple leaf without suffering bodily injury from those spiny
thingers on the Pa State Tree..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
HEY NOW!!!

--

JoAnn Paules ;-)
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
Oh for sure.. you gonna need a tree template.. lolololol.. Mary, Brian,
this may require 'legal' size to get it all on..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
I tend to think of magnolia trees in the south. And I'd be in trouble. My
state tree is the (Eastern) Hemlock.
http://www.50states.com/tree/pennsylvania.htm

Those teeny tiny leaves aren't going to cover much of anything!

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



ROTFLMAO.. two days of nicety.. incroyable.. lol..

Re. Intimate Apparel Day, there is no question of it being prejudice on
the part of MS.. I can't believe that there is not one single template
that covers the issue, or parts.. perhaps Mary or Brian could get a
'fig leaf' template or something similar onto their websites.. don't
forget Canada, guys.. we don't do figs, but have a nice line in Maple..
and perhaps Eucalyptus for our southern colonial cousins..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Hey Mike -

I'm going to try to follow your lead. I'm going to *try* to refrain
from giving snippy responses one day a week. I figure that since
you've claimed Sundays, I'll take Mondays. That gives the rest of the
world two consecutive days with one less smarty-pants.

(Since I'm usually kind of ragged after a Monday back to work, I'm
usually a bit more mellow anyway. By Friday tho - grab your asbestos
undies! And on a related subject, this week is National Intimate
Apparel Week. I wonder if there's a Publisher template for that? If
not, Microsoft must be prejudiced against people who wear intimate
apparel!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MVP]

I'd rather have a slew of African violet leaves. They're soft and fuzzy.
:)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
How bout I send a maple leaf.. much more 'sensible' and prudent.. and you
can sit on a maple leaf without suffering bodily injury from those spiny
thingers on the Pa State Tree..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


JoAnn Paules said:
HEY NOW!!!

--

JoAnn Paules ;-)
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Mike Hall (MS-MVP) said:
Oh for sure.. you gonna need a tree template.. lolololol.. Mary, Brian,
this may require 'legal' size to get it all on..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


I tend to think of magnolia trees in the south. And I'd be in trouble.
My state tree is the (Eastern) Hemlock.
http://www.50states.com/tree/pennsylvania.htm

Those teeny tiny leaves aren't going to cover much of anything!

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



ROTFLMAO.. two days of nicety.. incroyable.. lol..

Re. Intimate Apparel Day, there is no question of it being prejudice
on the part of MS.. I can't believe that there is not one single
template that covers the issue, or parts.. perhaps Mary or Brian could
get a 'fig leaf' template or something similar onto their websites..
don't forget Canada, guys.. we don't do figs, but have a nice line in
Maple.. and perhaps Eucalyptus for our southern colonial cousins..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Hey Mike -

I'm going to try to follow your lead. I'm going to *try* to refrain
from giving snippy responses one day a week. I figure that since
you've claimed Sundays, I'll take Mondays. That gives the rest of the
world two consecutive days with one less smarty-pants.

(Since I'm usually kind of ragged after a Monday back to work, I'm
usually a bit more mellow anyway. By Friday tho - grab your asbestos
undies! And on a related subject, this week is National Intimate
Apparel Week. I wonder if there's a Publisher template for that? If
not, Microsoft must be prejudiced against people who wear intimate
apparel!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



ah so..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


Have you tried editing a regular invitation to suit your needs?

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



I need a Chinese New Year invitation template
 

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