Completely OT

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Mike Koewler

So sue me!

I have a bat in the house. One besides the one used to play baseball or
softball. It's tougher than Mike Tyson, it has taken blows from a
trustworthy broom and like the Energizer Bunny, keeps on going.

Any suggestions?

I sprayed it with Wasp and Hornet killer; somehow it must have turned it
invisible. I was confined to the bathroom but is not there anymore.

Mike
 
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jimdesq

Mike Koewler said:
So sue me!

I have a bat in the house. One besides the one used to play baseball or
softball. It's tougher than Mike Tyson, it has taken blows from a
trustworthy broom and like the Energizer Bunny, keeps on going.

Any suggestions?

I sprayed it with Wasp and Hornet killer; somehow it must have turned it
invisible. I was confined to the bathroom but is not there anymore.

Mike


Find a casket and leave it open until just before the sun comes up...Then
slam it shut at dawn.
 
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°°MS-Publisher°°

Leave the windows open and it will fly out.
Why on earth would you want to kill such a lovely animal?
It is not vermin like domestic cats.
 
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Mary Sauer

The bat will migrate to the light, turn off the lights, turn on the porch light, open
the door and watch it fly away. Look behind your drapes, that is where it will hang
out during the day. Do you have a chimney?
 
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Budget Print Center

yeah, they bounce right off brooms. the safest way (for the bat) is as
david said.. open the windows and he will go out to his natural habitat. if
not an option because of the bugs or heat, i've trapped them with a pool net
and gently released them outside. never kill a bat, they eat their weight in
flying insects every night. if it happens again... have your attic checked.
we had over 600 of them up there once and there ARE humane ways to get them
out & keep them out
 
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Miss Perspicacia Tick

Mike said:
So sue me!

I have a bat in the house. One besides the one used to play baseball
or softball. It's tougher than Mike Tyson, it has taken blows from a
trustworthy broom and like the Energizer Bunny, keeps on going.

Any suggestions?

I sprayed it with Wasp and Hornet killer; somehow it must have turned
it invisible. I was confined to the bathroom but is not there anymore.

Mike


Mike,

Most species are protected by law, so be careful what you do or you could
end up being prosecuted. Do you know what species it is? I can't remember
where in US you are. Wasp and hornet stuff isn't recommended for use on
bats...
 
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Miss Perspicacia Tick

°°MS-Publisher°° said:
Leave the windows open and it will fly out.
Why on earth would you want to kill such a lovely animal?
It is not vermin like domestic cats.


Whilst I agree with you about bats, as a felinophile I must vehemently
disagree with your second statement.
 
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JoAnn Paules

Mike,

Can you trap the bat in a room with a window? I'm sure he'd rather be
outside than in. Please don't spray him with bug spray. I'm not especially
fond of bats in the house (had two instances with bats in a former
apartment) but I can't see killing it.

Search the web for whatever bats eat (fruit?). Tempt him with food. Put it
near the open window and I'm sure he will be so grateful that he'll leave.

Good luck
 
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Budget Print Center

Bravo!

I wish someone would start a program like that around here. feral cats are a
major health threat to our children and other pets.
I've spent the last 3 summers battling hookworm in my german shepherd
because the nieghbors feed
"the poor hungry kitties" without assuming full reponsibility for these
large vermin.
this year alone vet bills for hookworm topped $500. the cats leave little
"presents" all over the place.
maybe I'll start up a trapping program and donate to the local shooting
range. sponsor me?

--
"Display tolerance & kindness to those with less
knowledge than you because there is ALWAYS
someone with more"


Sarah would you like to buy a Davey Crockett hat made from a whole cat skin?
They skin the cats, tan the hides, and sell them to raise funds for the cat
traps.

I personally sponsor twelve cat traps annually, which would result in a
minimum of 1,200 cats shot, and hopefully more. I think the figures last
year for my sponsored cat traps was over 1,500.
If you like, I will sponsor another two traps in your own name.

Most places now have cat curfews and hopefully in five years we will be rid
of cats. The damn things breed worse than Catholics.

Cats swamp shelter
Saturday, 31 July 2004

RECORD numbers of Bendigo cats were on death row yesterday, less than a
month after the local council introduced a cat curfew.

Officials yesterday confirmed that the RSCPA animal shelter in East Bendigo
had more than six times its usual number of cats waiting to be euthanised.

Cat owners fearing a fine and City of Greater Bendigo rangers have
consistently dumped cats at the shelter since the sunset-to-sunrise curfew
was adopted on July 5.

Residents face fines and costs of up to $150 if their cat is caught
wandering at night and impounded.

Shelter manager Fred Cameron said he had never seen so many cats abandoned
in his 30 years in the job.

"There are a lot of people surrendering their cats. This week we have had
about 25," he said.

"This time of year, being cold and outside kitten season, we would probably
have about 10 cats in cages.

"We have over 60. It has gone berserk." Mr Cameron said fear of the fines
was the main reason behind locals bringing in their cats.

"There are two reasons for this. A lot of the cats are being surrendered by
their owners because of the cat curfew, and a lot are being brought in
because neighbours are trapping cats," he said. "Elderly people are probably
getting a bit frightened that if their cats get out they will get into
trouble.

"These cats would be inside (house) cats." Mr Cameron said the cats faced an
uncertain future.

"Under law we have to keep them for as long as we are required to," he said.

"If they are surrendered it is 48 hours.

"If they are brought in by the council, we have to keep them for eight days.

"Hopefully, we can find owners for them." Mr Cameron said he had heard
council rangers were calling for reinforcements to deal with the increased
work.

"The rangers are being run off their feet," he said.

"I believe there is a waiting list for cat cages and they have ordered, and
are expecting, another 12 cat traps." City of Greater Bendigo Community
Services director Barry Secombe said he would investigate the "concerning"
increase.

"We need to think about that. It is not what we desired to happen," he said.

"I did not think the waiting list would be that big." Mayor Greg Williams
said he would continue to monitor the curfew.
 
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Mary Sauer

I agree completely. My dog had ear mites, something dogs do not get normally. There
are two women in our neighborhood that feed the cats (both spinsters). They breed and
breed (the cats, not the spinsters). The cats travel the alleys, every week or so a
car will kill one. These cats are mean suckers!!
 
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°°MS-Publisher°°

The amount a cat can breed is incredible.
Cats only have a gestation period of 28 days, and can pop out a litter of
kittens nearly every 60 days, and sometimes quicker.
 
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Mike Koewler

I'm in Cincinnati, Ohio. As far as I know, the bats are not protected
but that isn't a major concern. Self defense is a 100 percent guarantee
to an innocent verdict.

The reason for using the wasp and hornet spray was because it would
shoot 10 feet. If I had a cologne that would spray that far, especially
one that made bats smell attractive to other bats but cause it to leave
for a date, I would have used it.

I really don't want to kill it, I would just as soon let it fly away and
go eat some mosquitos. But the windows in the room were it was hanging
around would not open easily, though I made sure one of them will now.

One major problem is that I'm a girlie-mân when it comes to bats. Too
many stories about rabies, being bitten, etc. Even last night, I was
ready to use a net to keep it up against the wall, take a piece of
cardboard to cover the net once it was captured and then take it outside
and release it. But it disappeared, completely.

Given that I don't have insects flying around the house for it to feast
on, and it has been here two plus days, I'm wondering how hungry it
might be. Plus, I think my wonderful, fantastic, appreciated pet cat
might have maimed it a little last night.

Updates later!

Mike

P.S. As a side note, I noticed you and David have exchanged civil e-mail
messages. That's got to a first in the last five years. That's another
reason to treat Batty nice.
 
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JoAnn Paules

Tough choice - injure a poor, helpless creature or have Sarah and David
making nice. NOT FAIR!! I want both!!
 
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Mike Koewler

JoAnn,

Batty has not shown up tonight and it is past his/her time to make an
appearance. I even prepared for the event - no, I didn't go rent a
tennis racquet - I turned on lights for him to head to the bathroom and
fixed the window so it would open. Maybe I should have fixed him a feast
and put it on the window sill.

Mike
 
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JoAnn Paules

We're hoping the bat has a question about printing with white ink on an HP
DeskJet 932 printer on pink colored paper and the ensuing discussion will
scare the bat back to the great outdoors.

<save some hiding spaces for me>
 
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Mike Koewler

An update.

The bat has not shown up in two nights, regardless of letting lights on
and as far as I know, no way out of the house.

But... my hammer, that tool that was in the bathroom that he was locked
into, seems to have disappeared also. I know, bats cannot hammer or
carry a hammer, but tell me how a bat can disappear, along with a
hammer. There was practically no egress from the room. But the bat and a
hammer are missing.

This is like a deja vu all over again. Years ago, at another house, a
stapler I had been using disappeared. It was a small house that was easy
to search, but the stapler was no where to be found. Then one evening,
we walked into the living room and found it on the coffee table. I won't
even get into an alcove that was hidden behind a cupboard that had
Christmas lights disappear then re-appear a year later - that house was
simply weird.

I'm wondering if this bat will hammer me tonight! Plus, I need the hammer.
 
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JoAnn Paules

Maybe the bat is really Batman and your hammer is now in his utility belt?
;-)
 
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