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Harlan Grove
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It's a fair design question whether, e.g., a udf that performs a
simulation analysis should bog down a server or only the client's
machine. It seems to me it'd be better to run the more processor or
memory intensive udfs on client boxes so as not to degrade performance
for other users. [On the almost certain chance you don't know what a
simulation analysis is, it involves generating many thousands up to
many millions of random values and using them to produce many possible
alternative scenarios. They're always processor and memory intensive.]
No, really?!
Wake up. Most people only produce reports as a small (and annoying)
aspect of their jobs. It's not the central focus, but I don't expect
you to understand that.
Aaron's alternative 'reality'.
Do I think you'd know what to do with any numbers without someone
handing you detailed specs? No. I think you'd be lost. You may know
some of the mechanics of working with numbers in databases, and I'll
stipulate that you know basic arithmetic. Other than that, the scope of
your ignorance appears limitless.
UDFs run on SQL Server. I do shit like that on a DATABASE SERVER not
on the client.
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It's a fair design question whether, e.g., a udf that performs a
simulation analysis should bog down a server or only the client's
machine. It seems to me it'd be better to run the more processor or
memory intensive udfs on client boxes so as not to degrade performance
for other users. [On the almost certain chance you don't know what a
simulation analysis is, it involves generating many thousands up to
many millions of random values and using them to produce many possible
alternative scenarios. They're always processor and memory intensive.]
I am paid to build reports.
No, really?!
Wake up. Most people only produce reports as a small (and annoying)
aspect of their jobs. It's not the central focus, but I don't expect
you to understand that.
....spreadsheets ARE the central focus of most spreadsheet dorks' job.. i
mean YOU SPEND ALL WEEK BUILDING THE SAME GODDAMN REPORT WEEK IN AND
WEEK OUT
Aaron's alternative 'reality'.
it's all numbers buddy. I mean seriously; do you think that you caress
the numbers better than I do?
Do I think you'd know what to do with any numbers without someone
handing you detailed specs? No. I think you'd be lost. You may know
some of the mechanics of working with numbers in databases, and I'll
stipulate that you know basic arithmetic. Other than that, the scope of
your ignorance appears limitless.