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[Harlan Grove]

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Getting harder to follow? Taking more work to wallow through CDO? TS.

It doesn't sound like your enjoying youself. Must
be because my contributions aren't pointless. Or
maybe it's because you're profoundly retarded that
you can't understand the compliments being offered.

No, I'm thinking of everyone else. No one else can be getting anything from this
as far off any conceivable topic as we've both gone.

I'll offer again: private e-mail. You do know what e-mail is, don't you? But
perhaps setting up an e-mail account is beyond your capabilities.

 

[Harlan Grove]

Yes, you're right. This *is* stupid. What da ya say
we "bury the hatchet" ...

...right between your eyes!

....

Oh, so clever! Please let us all know when you finally begin secondary
school.

How long this continues is *entirely* up to you. If you
want to bail, bail. I won't hold it against you. But
expect a response any time you demean, belittle,
condescend, name call, or are otherwise disrespectful.

If you're gonna dish it, you're gonna get it.

I know responding to you takes almost no time for me, and I know tracking
this thread through CDO wastes a fair amount of your time. The longer this
goes on, the more time you waste than I do, so on it goes . . .

 

[Me]

Oh, so clever! Please let us all know when you finally
begin secondary school.

Your rebuttals are getting increasingly lame. This most
recent is as bad as your green teeth flavored breath. You
suck at this just like you suck at everything. But I
already knew that. HTH

 

[Me]

P.S. -

...time you waste...

Humiliating you is not a waste of time. I find I rather
enjoy it! It's like shooting fish in a tub. HTH

 

[John Wilson]

Me (whomever you are),

I do appreciate your coming to my defense in this thread although
it wasn't necessary.

As long as we're so totally off topic, let me relate a quick story...
I once worked with a person who I knew hated my guts.
He knew I wasn't very fond of him either (hate takes effort
and he really wasn't worth it).
In public, I did everything I could to be as sweet as pie to him
only because I knew it made him seeth inside.
I slept very well at night with a smile on my face knowing full well
that he was tossing and turning in his sleep, hating me even more
with each passing day.

The more that you show Harlan how angry you are with him, the
better he sleeps at night.

Give it up.
Life goes on.

John

P.S. If either you or Harlan replies in a derogatory way to this
post, you can rest assured that you *can* have the last word as I
won't reply back to either of you in this thread.

 

[Harlan Grove]

The more that you show Harlan how angry you are with him, the
better he sleeps at night.

Give it up.
Life goes on.

....

Don't send my cyberstalker away!

 

[Me]

John,

Spoken like a truly intelligent and genuinely nice guy. I
don't hate Harlan at all.

 

[Me]

Good. By December ....

By December? Long before then you will have done the
world a favor and committed suicide. HTH

 

[Me]

So, who's more pathetic? Me,

DAH. Like shooting fish in a tub.

Congragulations! You have just taken stupidity to a whole
new level! HTH

 

[John Wilson]

Me,

Spoken like a truly intelligent and genuinely nice guy.

Thank you.

I don't hate Harlan at all.

I would hope not and I didn't mean to imply that you did.

I'm sure that Harlan is enjoying this thread and having fun
with it. I also sure that there is absolutely nothing that you
(or anyone else for that matter) could ever write that he'd ever
lose any sleep over.

If you're having as much fun with this thread as he is, then
continue on your merry way and forget that I ever butted in.

As I stated in my other post.....
Time for me to fade off into the sunset

Enjoy,
John

 

[John Wilson]

Harlan,

Don't send my cyberstalker away!

I did try. It obviously didn't work.
You guys seem to be having fun with this,
so I'll just fade off into the sunset.

Enjoy,
John

 

[Harlan Grove]

By December? Long before then you will have done the
world a favor and committed suicide. HTH

You keep mistaking your life's goal for mine. Whassamadda, you as
incompetent at that as you are at everything else?

 

[jo]

Can you help me find it?
Thank you

.

 

[Dave Peterson]

Chip Pearson's:
http://www.cpearson.com/excel/datedif.htm

 

[Ron de Bruin]

This is the help from Excel 2000
http://office.microsoft.com/assistance/offhelp/off2000/excel/xlmain9/html/xlfctDATEDIF.htm

Excel 2000 is the only version where it is in the help files