difficulty selecting objects

[Herb Tyson [MVP]]

This is a common problem in Word 2003, but is fixed in Word 2007. You can
download the beta here:

http://www.microsoft.com/office/preview/beta/getthebeta.mspx

Once Office 2007 is installed, open Word. Click the Page Layout tab in the
ribbon, then click Secret Handshake from the Ritual Chicken Sacrifice
dropdown tool. Make sure you don't click on Secret Woid, otherwise, you'll
get a duck instead of a chicken, and you'll have to ask "Viaduck?" Hope this
helps...

 

[Jezebel]

And don't forget to sharpen your halberd.