how can i get help with microsoft office asscess 2007

[Gerome Harrison]

I need help with office 2007

 

[John W. Vinson]

On Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:27:17 -0700, Gerome Harrison <Gerome

I need help with office 2007

You've come to the right place. If you have a specific question... ask it!

Here are some resources which might be helpful:

Jeff Conrad's resources page:
http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/resources.html

The Access Web resources page:
http://www.mvps.org/access/resources/index.html

A free tutorial written by Crystal (MS Access MVP):
http://allenbrowne.com/casu-22.html

A video how-to series by Crystal:
http://www.YouTube.com/user/LearnAccessByCrystal

MVP Allen Browne's tutorials:
http://allenbrowne.com/links.html#Tutorials

 

[Danny J. Lesandrini]

Gerome, you're gonna need to be a little more specific here.

 

[Steve]

I provide help with Access, Excel and Word applications for a reasonable
fee. If you would like my help, contact me.

Steve
(e-mail address removed)

 

[John W. Vinson]

I provide help with Access, Excel and Word applications for a reasonable
fee. If you would like my help, contact me.

And the rest of us provide help here free of charge. Steve, you're the ONLY
person grubbing for bucks here. Wake up and wise up; you're making yourself
look ridiculous.

 

[Steve]

You know, John, once upon a time you were a gentleman's gentleman. You never
ever posted anything that even resembled being discourteous. You commanded a
high level of respect. Since you became an MVP you changed. You no longer
are a gentleman's gentleman. Your actions reflect the turpitude of John
Marshall. You have lost that high level of respect. It's too bad!!

Steve

 

[John... Visio MVP]

I provide help with Access, Excel and Word applications for a reasonable
fee. If you would like my help, contact me.

Steve

These newsgroups are provided by Microsoft for FREE peer to peer support.
There are many highly qualified individuals who gladly help for free. Stevie
is not one of them, but he is the only one who just does not get the idea of
"FREE" support. He offers questionable results at unreasonable prices. If he
was any good, the "thousands" of people he claims to have helped would be
flooding him with work, but there appears to be a continuous drought and he
needs to constantly grovel for work.

A few gems gleaned from the Word New User newsgroup over the Christmas
holidays to show Stevie's "expertise" in Word.


Dec 17, 2008 7:47 pm

Word 2007 ..........
In older versions of Word you could highlght some text then go to Format -
Change Case and change the case of the hoghloghted text. Is this still
available in Word 2007? Where?
Thanks! Steve


Dec 22, 2008 8:22 pm

I am designing a series of paystubs for a client. I start in landscape and
draw a table then add columns and rows to setup labels and their
corresponding value. This all works fine. After a landscape version is
completed, I next need to design a portrait version. Rather than strating
from scratch, I'd like to be able to cut and paste from the landscape
version and design the portrait version.
Steve


Dec 24, 2008, 1:12 PM

How do you protect the document for filling in forms?
Steve


One of my favourites:
Dec 30, 2008 8:07 PM - a reply to stevie
(The original poster asked how to sort a list and stevie offered to create
the OP an Access database)

Yes, you are right but a database is the correct tool to use not a
spreadsheet.

Not at all. If it's just a simple list then a spreadsheet is perfectly
adequate...


John... Visio MVP

 

[John... Visio MVP]

Stevie, I think you finally lost it. Mr Vinson has never been a butler and
he did not just become an MVP, he has held that distinction for a while. So
how can he have suddenly changed?

Wake up steve. The first rule about finding yourself stuck in a hole is to
STOP DIGGING!

John... Visio MVP

You know, John, once upon a time you were a gentleman's gentleman. You
never ever posted anything that even resembled being discourteous. You
commanded a high level of respect. Since you became an MVP you changed.
You no longer are a gentleman's gentleman. Your actions reflect the
turpitude of John Marshall. You have lost that high level of respect. It's
too bad!!

Steve

 

[Keith Wilby]

You know, John, once upon a time you were a gentleman's gentleman.

You know, Steve, once upon a time you were a complete arse. You still are
and the signals are that you always will be.

(e-mail address removed) more like.

 

[Steve]

John,

Now you see evidense how your moral compass has gone south. The only
responses you got were from the likes of John Marshall and Keith Wilby. Are
these who you want to boast about that you associate with?

Steve

 

[Philip Herlihy]

John,

Now you see evidense how your moral compass has gone south. The only
responses you got were from the likes of John Marshall and Keith Wilby. Are
these who you want to boast about that you associate with?

Steve

And the rest of us provide help here free of charge. Steve, you're the
ONLY
person grubbing for bucks here. Wake up and wise up; you're making
yourself
look ridiculous.

Unlike John, whose patient, expert and generous contributions have
benefited hundreds of people (including me), you never provide any help,
but simply tout your impoverished skills for money. Just piss off, will
you?

Phil, London

 

[Mr B]

Gerome,

You ask how to get help with Access, but you did not indicate just what kind
of help you really need.

With a very few exceptions, those of us who frequent these newsgroups are
not here to do anything be attempt to help others to learn and, guess what,
we also learn from others while we try to help.

I would never have been able to get anywhere had it not been for the others
here that have been so kind to try to help me.

Please post back and start asking questions about the issues that you have
with using Access. Just remember, there are no dumb questions.

 

[Keith Wilby]

Are these who you want to boast about that you associate with?

Your knowledge of database design mirrors your grammatical skills.

 

[Tony Toews [MVP]]

You have lost that high level of respect.

In your eyes only Steve. I have lots of respect for John Vinson.

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Please respond only in the newsgroups so that others can
read the entire thread of messages.
Microsoft Access Links, Hints, Tips & Accounting Systems at
http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/

 

[Tony Toews [MVP]]

John,

Now you see evidense how your moral compass has gone south. The only
responses you got were from the likes of John Marshall and Keith Wilby. Are
these who you want to boast about that you associate with?

I'm very happy associating with John Vinson. He can buy me a beer any
time he wants to. <smile>

You, no.

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Please respond only in the newsgroups so that others can
read the entire thread of messages.
Microsoft Access Links, Hints, Tips & Accounting Systems at
http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/

 

[Steve]

Are you happy associating with John Marshall and Keith Wilby?

Steve

 

[Keith Wilby]

Are you happy associating with John Marshall and Keith Wilby?

Why do you care? The crux of the matter is that *no-one* is happy to
associate with *you*. Of course, you can always ask the plethora of repeat
business customers to chip in here and prove me wrong.

 

[Tony Toews [MVP]]

Are you happy associating with John Marshall and Keith Wilby?

Absolutely.

Tony
--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Please respond only in the newsgroups so that others can
read the entire thread of messages.
Microsoft Access Links, Hints, Tips & Accounting Systems at
http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/

 

[Larry Linson]

John,

Now you see evidense how your moral compass has gone south. The only
responses you got were from the likes of John Marshall and Keith Wilby.
Are these who you want to boast about that you associate with?

Steve

There's certainly someone here whose "moral compass has gone south". It is
the person who tries to coopt the newsgroup (intended for free help) to be
his own advertising venue.* Times must be getting hard for you to be back
doing the hardsell and trying to defend the indefensible. Sad, indeed.

* and, the only repeat, regular spammer I see here is you.

Larry Linson

 

[Fred]

Any reader with a question on this should browse through some of the posts in
this forum. John Vinson has a long history of providing super-expert advice
for free, as per the intent of the forum. Steve has a long history of
hitting the posters up for money.

It clearly establishes who has the credibility in exchanges such as this.