how can i make my office assistant talk

L

ladyc

i have been trying to train my ofgfice assistant to talk and/or tell jokes
but i dont know how. Please help!
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MVP]

Perhaps your assistant has too much work to do to be spending the day
telling jokes?
 
D

Dan Nichols

Can we have some serious responses please?

Now for the facts, the office assistant needs to be trained to talk (like a
parrot). Over time it will get used to your voice and repeat words that it
has learned. So far I have managed to get mine to say "Good Morning Vietnam"
and "Feck off you old git".

Obviously you will need to have microphone plugged in for this to work, well
duh.
 
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