Installing Office on an additional machine (laptop)

[Pop]

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.
Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.
1. "Cerridwen": is a dummy - always ignore.
2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!
3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,
4. "Cerridwen": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.
5. "Cerridwen": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a fuckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had *YOU*
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - /NOW/ who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do (but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing)

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is *NOT* the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a fuckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had *YOU*
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - /NOW/ who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do (but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing)

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is *NOT* the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a fuckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had *YOU*
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - /NOW/ who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do (but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing)

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is *NOT* the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a fuckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had *YOU*
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - /NOW/ who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do (but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing)

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is *NOT* the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a fuckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had *YOU*
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - /NOW/ who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do (but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing)

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is *NOT* the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a fuckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had *YOU*
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - /NOW/ who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do (but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing)

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is *NOT* the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Mercury]

Pop -- time to go to bed, it is past your bedtime. Cerridwen & Milly is
correct. Office S&T XP can *only* be installed on *one* computer. For Office
S&T 2003 the requirements have been liberalized. Maybe its time to get your
bifocals adjusted or just lay off the schnapps.

 

[Mercury]

Pop -- time to go to bed, it is past your bedtime. Cerridwen & Milly is
correct. Office S&T XP can *only* be installed on *one* computer. For Office
S&T 2003 the requirements have been liberalized. Maybe its time to get your
bifocals adjusted or just lay off the schnapps.

 

[Mercury]

Pop -- time to go to bed, it is past your bedtime. Cerridwen & Milly is
correct. Office S&T XP can *only* be installed on *one* computer. For Office
S&T 2003 the requirements have been liberalized. Maybe its time to get your
bifocals adjusted or just lay off the schnapps.

 

[Mercury]

Pop -- time to go to bed, it is past your bedtime. Cerridwen & Milly is
correct. Office S&T XP can *only* be installed on *one* computer. For Office
S&T 2003 the requirements have been liberalized. Maybe its time to get your
bifocals adjusted or just lay off the schnapps.

 

[Mercury]

Pop -- time to go to bed, it is past your bedtime. Cerridwen & Milly is
correct. Office S&T XP can *only* be installed on *one* computer. For Office
S&T 2003 the requirements have been liberalized. Maybe its time to get your
bifocals adjusted or just lay off the schnapps.

 

[Mercury]

Pop -- time to go to bed, it is past your bedtime. Cerridwen & Milly is
correct. Office S&T XP can *only* be installed on *one* computer. For Office
S&T 2003 the requirements have been liberalized. Maybe its time to get your
bifocals adjusted or just lay off the schnapps.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a f*ckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had YOU
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - NOW who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do names
(but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing).

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is NOT the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a f*ckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had YOU
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - NOW who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do names
(but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing).

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is NOT the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a f*ckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had YOU
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - NOW who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do names
(but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing).

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is NOT the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a f*ckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had YOU
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - NOW who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do names
(but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing).

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is NOT the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a f*ckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had YOU
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - NOW who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do names
(but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing).

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is NOT the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Cerridwen]

You, sir, are what we in the trade would term a f*ckwit - you need a damned
good whack around the head with a clue-by-four.

0. Yes, a tower and a laptop would be OK per the license.

No you moronic fuckwit, it wouldn't. As you would have learnt, had YOU
bothered to read the EULA, he was asking about the Students and Teachers
Edition. Let's see what Milly Staples, an esteemed MVP has to say on the
matter:

"Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition. The STE
is a single computer installation only package."

Well, lookee here, Pa - it appears she agrees with me. That's two against
one - NOW who's the dummy?! May I suggest you make damned sure of your
facts before calling someone who knows a damned sight more than you do names
(but
then that isn't going to be difficult - most people know more than nothing).

Read it; it's pretty plain language in that section.

You're reading the wrong licence, moron.

1. "Pop": is a dummy - always ignore.

2. "Cerridwen": Open your eyes: There certainly IS such a
thing as Windows OfficeXP!

What?! There's a version of Windows with Office already included?! Why
didn't anyone tell me?! I could have saved myself a small fortune over
buying them separately. Please, do provide me with a link to this new
uberproduct, so that I may lash myself with stinging nettles for being such
a moron as to waste money on separate products. I am already lambasting
myself over my gross stupidity.

3. "Cerridwen":Yes, you certainly can install it the way
the OP asked,

Erm, no, you can't. Suggest you read Milly's reply (as I have already
pointed out, she agrees with me 100%). Suggest you read the correct EULA
(i.e. the one pertaining to the Office XP Students and Teachers Edition -
which is NOT the same as the EULA for the Office 2003 Student and Teachers
Edition).

4. "Pop": Osmosis WILL NOT make you intelligent, OR
bring you the point where you know anything in enough depth
to give ANY advice to ANYONE! Go away, and stop confusing
people with your nonsensical trog-responses and silliness
until you actually KNOW something.

5. "Pop": You need to grow up. Do
mommy/daddy/guardian know what you're doing?

Yes, I know it's a cop out just changing a name, but my 220 IQ has already
been dulled on thinking up replies to its other cretinous statements.

 

[Milly Staples [MVP - Outlook]]

The OP asked about installing Office XP for Students and Teachers, not
Office 2003.

--
Milly Staples [MVP - Outlook]

Post all replies to the group to keep the discussion intact.


After searching google.groups.com and finding no answer:
joedonlooney <[email protected]> asked:
| The ELUA for the Student and Teacher addition allows you
| to install up to 3 copies of Office 2003 on qualified
| computers
|
| http://www.microsoft.com/office/editions/prodinfo/students/
| overview.mspx
|
|
|| -----Original Message-----
|| Sorry - that does not apply to the Students and Teachers Edition.
|| The STE is a single computer installation only package.
||
|| --
|| Milly Staples [MVP - Outlook]
||
|| Post all replies to the group to keep the discussion intact. Due to
|| the (insert latest virus name here) virus, all mail sent to my
|| personal account will be deleted without reading.
||
|| After searching google.groups.com and finding no answer, Microsoft
|| Preferred Customer asked:
||
||| Office XP does give you the right to install on a portable device.
||| The EULA says:
|||
||| "General License Grant to Install and Use Software Product. You may
||| install and use one copy of the Software Product on a single
||| computer, device, workstation, terminal, or other digital electronic
||| or analog device ("Device"). You may make a second copy of the
||| Software Product and install it on a portable Device for the
||| exclusive use of the person who is the primary user of the first
||| copy of the Software Product. A license for the Software Product
||| may not be shared."
|||
||| To see the EULA go to HELP in any Office Product ad on CONTENTS page
||| click on End-User License agreement. his is the second item on the
||| list.
|||
||| Microsoft is not all about making money.
|||
||| HTH
|||
|||
|||
|||
||| Cerridwen wrote:
|||
|||| BelmarStew wrote:
||||| Hello, Can I install one license of Windows Office XP for
||||| Students on a home tower PC and also a laptop? Thanks. -Stew
||||
|||| 1) There is no such thing as "Windows Office XP" - I assume you
|||| mean Office XP?
||||
|||| 2) No you can't. It's one licence /per system/. If you were to
|||| purchase Office 2003, then you could install it (2003, that is, not
|||| XP) on three systems in whatever combination - providing they are
|||| not in simultaneous use.
||
||
|| .