Office 2007 Enterprise Praise

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Paul Z.

As a system administrator all I can say is Wow! Now we're talking about job
security! What once took seconds now takes 30 minutes!

Just pause for a moment and think off all the questions from pissed off
Office users once you roll this product out. Take the time to phone your
favorite bar to request they lay in an extra supply of your favorite liquor.

I recommend fellow system administrators give Excel users that are used to
Office XP or 2003 and who create a lot of scatter plots a handgun along with
the upgrade for them to use to blow their brains out. And if your lucky,
they'll shoot you first.
 
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Harlan Grove

Paul Z. said:
I recommend fellow system administrators give Excel users that are
used to Office XP or 2003 and who create a lot of scatter plots a
handgun along with the upgrade for them to use to blow their brains
out. And if your lucky, they'll shoot you first.

Problem is they're likely to be poor shots. And many of them would
blow the whole clip on the hardware, and then where would you be?!

There is a way to backfill a crude equivalent of the Excel 2003 menu.
It involves putting a menu into the QAT according to the approach in

http://www.rondebruin.nl/qat.htm

[What a surprise that it was an Excel developer who figured this out!]
 
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Harlan Grove

Paul Z. said:
I recommend fellow system administrators give Excel users that are
used to Office XP or 2003 and who create a lot of scatter plots a
handgun along with the upgrade for them to use to blow their brains
out. And if your lucky, they'll shoot you first.

They'd either miss or shoot the hardware first, and then where would
you be?

There's a way to add a menu to the QAT, and you could adapt it to
providing a crude equivalent of the Office 2003 menu. See the
following web page for details.

http://www.rondebruin.nl/qat.htm
 
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