Hi Joel,
You might be in a better position at work if you have
a graphics department, that has the full Adobe Acrobat product,
as opposed the free Acrobat reader. You would probably have
to use the free Acrobat reader at home and do one column at
a time.
In any case see
PDF and Excel
http://www.mvps.org/dmcritchie/excel/pdf.htm
In the related area there is a PDF to HTML converter
if you open the HTML in Internet Explorer you should be
able to paste into Excel.