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[Access Developer]

Just because I hate Jet-- Doesn't
make me stupid.

An unreasoning hatred of anything -- one that requires that you knowingly
lie about it to justify your hatred -- does make you stupid, Mr. Kempf.

I've grown into man-sized databases

It's too bad you never grew an adult-sized brain, so you are stuck in a
seventh-grade "mine's bigger'n yours" mentality.

The burning question of the day is "Does Mr. Kempf really know anything
about Microsoft SQL Server and its features and functions other than their
names?" From your posts here, it would seem the answer is a resounding,
"No!"

 

[a a r o n . k e m p f]

Bullshit. Jet loses data. Anyone that uses it should be fired and then
spit upon

 

[a a r o n . k e m p f]

I'm a certified DBA, SQL Server 2005.. and I'm working on my Mastering
Certificiation.
I've been using SQL Server fulltime for 11 years.

I -earn- my certs.. all the MVPs around here just run around bullying
people who graduate to SQL Server.

Thanks

-Aaron

 

[Tony Toews]

all the MVPs around here just run around bullying
people who graduate to SQL Server.

Aaron, we're not the bullies. We never pleaded guilty to cyber
stalking. http://dw.courts.wa.gov/ >> Name Search (middle column
under Search for a person) >> Accept >> key in Aaron's name >> Look
for case number 07-1-05748-6 probably second last item.

Tony



--
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages - http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog - http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
For a convenient utility to keep your users FEs and other files
updated see http://www.autofeupdater.com/

 

[Access Developer]

Mr. Kempf, you replied to yourself, so it appears that you are accusing
yourself of stalking you, but then, from the court records, it would appear
that stalking is not a new thing for you to be doing and it's easy to
believe you might be confused enough to be "chasing your own tail".

Of course, if you were just so mixed up that you replied to your own post
instead of someone else's and your accusation was not intended for yourself,
we all know that correcting erroneous assertions and false statements -- as
you commonly make -- is what newsgroups are about, and is not "stalking" at
all.


message
Just because you disagree with me.. that doesn't give you the right to
follow me around, STALKING me.

 

[Access Developer]

I'm a certified DBA, SQL Server 2005..

There's been a cite of your court records, so we know that to be a fact. Do
you have a cite of or a link to your Certification, so we will know that to
be a fact, and not just an assertion? By the way, isn't SQL Server 2005
multiple versions out of date? Seems to me there has been more than one new
release since the 2005 version.

and I'm working on my Mastering
Certificiation.

How nice. If and when you get it, will you post a cite to official records
that prove you got it? What subject are you "mastering" -- newsgroup
harrassment? If it is to do with SQL Server, then you'd best be head down
and elbows up working on it, as your posts here indicate that you are 'way
below a "master" level with SQL Server.

I've been using SQL Server fulltime for 11 years.

If you are, indeed, a DBA, then you'd likely be doing more than "using" SQL
Server, wouldn't you? I've known a lot of users, not knowledgeable about
server databases, who "used SQL Server, Informix, Oracle, and Sybase SQL
Anywhere for many years" -- they just "used" those server databases via
developed database applications.

I -earn- my certs.. all the MVPs around here
just run around bullying people who
graduate to SQL Server.

Unless I am mistaken, you have never provided a cite or link to prove that
you have any certification. You can validate MVPs at
http://mvp.support.microsoft.com. Few of the MVPs who correct your
erroneous and false statements would "bully" people who use SQL Server,
because most of them use SQL Server as a data repository for their
applications when it is appropriate.

MVPs are chosen by Microsoft to honor their contributions to the Microsoft
software user communities. But then, you would not know about actually
contributing to the user communities, as you only try to harrass, and never
seem to be able to answer any questions or help people in the newsgroups
_solve_ their problems.

 

[David-W-Fenton]

"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m" <[email protected]>
wrote in
:

[nothing worth reading]

This is where we all point at you and laugh, Aaron.

 

[David-W-Fenton]

"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m" <[email protected]>
wrote in
:

I'm a certified DBA, SQL Server 2005.

You should ask for a refund.

 

[David-W-Fenton]

"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m" <[email protected]>
wrote in
:

just because you disagree with me.. that doesn't make me stupid.
It makes YOU stupid.

YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS!!!! KEEP THE COMEDY COMING, AARON!

 

[a a r o n . k e m p f]

it might be a good strategy for you to attack my credentials.. but
it's BS.. I know SQL Server better than -ANY- MVP on this forum

 

[a a r o n . k e m p f]

Eat shit, that never happened.

Jet is for losers.. Only scam artists would use it at work.

It's not reliable.. It doesn't support multiple users.
And it's irresponsible to sell.

It just sucks.. Jet sucks so bad.. that you've got to attack the FACTS
that state that SQL Serer is 10 times more popular than Jet.

-Aaron

 

[David-W-Fenton]

"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m" <[email protected]>
wrote in
m:

it might be a good strategy for you to attack my credentials.. but
it's BS.. I know SQL Server better than -ANY- MVP on this forum

I'm not attacking your credentials -- I don't know what credentials
you have, and there is way of proving or disproving that you have
those credentials. I'm criticising the content of the things you
post.

All I know about your level expertise is what you post in
newsgroups, and it is demonstrably the case that you almost never
post anything that is factually correct. In the best cases, your
posts are never more than partially true.

This is something can be demonstrated in every case simply by
considering the content of what you write. The pattern that builds
up over time is one that indicates that you simply don't know
anything at all. That pattern tends to make your claims about
certification less than fully believable.

 

[a a r o n . k e m p f]

it might be a good strategy for you to attack my credentials.. but
it's BS.. I know SQL Server better than -ANY- MVP on this forum

 

[David-W-Fenton]

"a a r o n . k e m p f @ g m a i l . c o m" <[email protected]>
wrote in
m:

it might be a good strategy for you to attack my credentials.. but
it's BS.. I know SQL Server better than -ANY- MVP on this forum

Then you're a masterful satirist, since you're actual posts
demonstrably include nothing but false and misleading information
about whatever subject you post on (including SQL Server).

 

[Access Developer]

I know SQL Server better than -ANY- MVP on this forum

Seems highly unlikely to me.

Then you're a masterful satirist

Seems even more unlikely to me, but then literary styling is not my
specialty.

Larry

 

[David-W-Fenton]

Larry, you really messed up the quoting here.


I didn't say that -- Aaron did.

 

[Access Developer]

Larry, you really messed up the quoting here.

Yes, I did. I apologize.

The boast about knowing SQL Server better was something a a r o n wrote,
just quoted in your post, and my post was misleading in that it made it
appeared that you'd said it.

If you'd said it, it could well have been the truth.

But, I observe that he has demonstrated, many times over, that boast is
false.

Larry