Temporarily remove referential integrity checks through VBA?

[Andrew R]

How a simple question has exploded!

Information AND entertainment - don't you just love newsgroups?!


Andrew

 

[Lyle Fairfield]

We're all grateful that you have shared your expertise here in CDMA.
But some of us may have missed one or two of your better contributions.
Would you list the links to a few, say ten, of your creative and
original posts so that we can reference them as a small library of
excellence?

In addition, this may help us to remember to maintain the appropriate
level of deferential integrity in our discussions with you.

Better yet why not create a compendium of these wonderful ideas in an
SQL-Server Table with code and descriptions in Text fields? You could
then create and make freely available an ADP which would allow us all
to access your wonderful ideas. I'm sure, that you, as El Supremo
ADP/SQL can craft your application in such a way that there will be no
security breaches or concerns.
In that way you can not only show, but also demonstrate the magnificent
qualities of the ADP. What an opportunity!

 

[dbahooker]

Terry

**** yourself

Ha, ha, ha, it's just marvellous how you have not the slightest piece of
self-respect.

Please continue to show us how wonderful you are<g>; I've quite given up
reading Dilbert as your contributions are so much more originally funny.

You might not know much about programming (except in your world of course)
but you certainly know how to amuse!

I've only seen one piece of code from you and it was so laughably wrong but
far too subtle I thought, most people probably thought you meant it to be
like that.

 

[dbahooker]

for the record

sql server security is a LOT better than your silly MDB bullshit.

can you kids even prevent me from updating a single table?

I'm sorry that you idiots try to TALK_SHIT about people just because
they're willing to think OUTSIDE THE BOX.

Just because I dont have to compact and repair my database every 3
days?? that makes me less of a man?

Because I dont spend half my time re-syncing Tables and Queries.. is
that why you call me a wimp?

I use a platform that runs circles around you kids.

Billions of records with sub-second response times.
Don't sit around and talk shit just because your obsolete MDB bullshit
can't scale to a million records.

 

[Keith Wilby]

How a simple question has exploded!

Information AND entertainment - don't you just love newsgroups?!


Andrew

You should be around when "PC Datasheet" is here. Actually, both
trouble-making parties should really be ignored but sometimes some of us
give in to temptation too easily ;-)

Keith.

 

[dbahooker]

no self respect?

at least I dont use a PUSSY database engine

uh compact and repair?
in the year 2006?

GAG

grow some balls kids and stop fighting for the pink team

 

[Terry Kreft]

LOL, your wit almost exceeds your demonstrated technical ability.

With considered demonstrable arguments such as this I don't see how anyone
could possibly disagree.

 

[Lyle Fairfield]

for the record

sql server security is a LOT better than your silly MDB bullshit.

can you kids even prevent me from updating a single table?

I'm sorry that you idiots try to TALK_SHIT about people just because
they're willing to think OUTSIDE THE BOX.

Just because I dont have to compact and repair my database every 3
days?? that makes me less of a man?

Because I dont spend half my time re-syncing Tables and Queries.. is
that why you call me a wimp?

I use a platform that runs circles around you kids.

Billions of records with sub-second response times.
Don't sit around and talk shit just because your obsolete MDB bullshit
can't scale to a million records.

Is that a No? You mean you won't share your expertise? What a shame!

 

[Terry Kreft]

I think you've got a spurious ? in there on the first line, wasn't that
meant to be a statement?

To be honest I'm not sure which database engine you do use as you've done
such a good job of obfuscating your technical ability, I know which one you
claim, but then we can all claim anything we want, can't we.

 

[Terry Kreft]

Keith,
Didn't your mother ever warn you not to invoke Trolls by name ?

<g>

 

[Keith Wilby]

Keith,
Didn't your mother ever warn you not to invoke Trolls by name ?

<g>

My mistake m'lud. It has been awfully quiet on that front and I quite
like it.

 

[Lyle Fairfield]

It's funny though, isn't it, how some trolls are amusing, especially when
they're trying to be obnoxious and others are just plain obnoxious?

IIRC Aaron has made some helpful and informative posts in ADP groups. A
year or so ago he seemed more temperate, reasoned and capable, ...
even. But, he's not contributing much any more; he hasn't even
introduced me to any new "words". Life goes on.

 

[aaron.kempf]

SQL RI works across the 2gb limit and the 2gb limit in Access??

I can sneeze and make 2gb of data out of it.

I've seen spreadsheets that hit the 2gb limit. i mean for christ sakes.

you can't rely on RI in an MDB.. not for only 2 tables with 2 records
each and only 2 users.

in practical implementations; it is impossible to do.

-Aaron

 

[David W. Fenton]

It's funny though, isn't it, how some trolls are amusing,
especially when they're trying to be obnoxious and others are just
plain obnoxious?

Amusement is in the eye of the beholder.

This beholder's eyes are complete devoid of any amusement.

If you give a rat's ass.

 

[Arno R]

SQL RI works across the 2gb limit and the 2gb limit in Access??

I can sneeze and make 2gb of data out of it.

I've seen spreadsheets that hit the 2gb limit. i mean for christ sakes.

you can't rely on RI in an MDB.. not for only 2 tables with 2 records
each and only 2 users.

in practical implementations; it is impossible to do.

-Aaron

Can't you just get lost with your horsecrap ??

BTW: Horsecrap *is* your language isn't it ??

Arno R

 

[Terry Kreft]

In the eye of the beholder is Amusement.

Devoid of any amusement this beholder's eyes are complete.

If you give a rat's ass.

 

[aaron.kempf]

Terry;

it is so hilarious that you guys sit around and defend an obsolete
database format.. that is TEN YEARS out of date.

Grow some balls and lose the training wheels; kids.

Access Data Projects _SLAUGHTERS_ MDB format. It slaughters ACCDB
format also.

-Aaron

 

[Terry Kreft]

Oh, are you back?

I thought that you had possibly gone off to learn a new tune, or at least
add anoher string to your bow.

It's obvious that you haven't been for an eye-test, as every problem is
still looking like a nail to you.

 

[Keith Wilby]

Grow some balls

I shounds like you lost yoursh in a terrible shmelting accident.

 

[dbahooker]

you guys are a bunch of assholes and dipshits

just because I speak the truth-- that MDB is obsolete-- it doesn't mean
that I'm a troll.

you guys need to get a life; grow some balls and use a real database
engine