WANTED: - Dead or Alive

[Miss P.T.]

90% of America for crimes against English. If I have to read "real good" or
"your" (when what is meant is "you're") I'm going to suffer an aneurysm!

STOP KILLING OUR LANGUAGE! It's only on loan, you know... We could very
easily ask for it back, and then what would you do...?

We also only lent it to the Canadians, the New Zealanders, the Aussies and
most of Africa, but at least they have the good sense to learn how to treat
it properly. What do they teach you lot in school? Mind you, it's not all
your fault - you are governed by a retarded baboon (and that's an insult to
retarded baboons!)

Please learn how to construct proper English sentences before posting - or
don't bother. There is a list of a million and one other crimes you have
committed against my beloved mother tongue, but I'd run out of space if I was
to attempt to list them all here...

 

[Mike Koewler]

90% of America for crimes against English. If I have to read "real good" or
"your" (when what is meant is "you're") I'm going to suffer an aneurysm!

You can blame the Flintstones for "real good."

Mike

 

[Mike Hall \(MS-MVP\)]

S,

Can you imagine some using a spellchecker.. I was in the 'boss' office one
time and he was engaged in the process of sending an e-mail.. the
spellchecker stopped on almost every word.. lololololololol.. it was as much
as I could do not to laugh.. he woulda done gotten a goober upside his head
if I had of..

The simple truth is that they threw dictionaries, cook books, etiquette
guides et al overboard during their epic voyage to the New World.. and just
to prove that it was the New World, they summarily attempted to rid the land
of anything that might suggest the existence of a former culture..

 

[Cecarlyn]

Huh, so what's YOUR excuse for all things Cockney?

/mutters something about throwing stones in glass houses.....

 

[Cecarlyn]

This from the land of the Cockney....

 

[OzieBill]

90% of America for crimes against English. If I have to read "real good"
or
"your" (when what is meant is "you're") I'm going to suffer an aneurysm!

STOP KILLING OUR LANGUAGE! It's only on loan, you know... We could very
easily ask for it back, and then what would you do...?

We also only lent it to the Canadians, the New Zealanders, the Aussies and
most of Africa, but at least they have the good sense to learn how to
treat
it properly. What do they teach you lot in school? Mind you, it's not all
your fault - you are governed by a retarded baboon (and that's an insult
to
retarded baboons!)

Please learn how to construct proper English sentences before posting - or
don't bother. There is a list of a million and one other crimes you have
committed against my beloved mother tongue, but I'd run out of space if I
was
to attempt to list them all here...

Gord, i fink she needs the other harf! A real PT, init?

 

[Chuck Davis]

90% of America for crimes against English. If I have to read "real good"
or
"your" (when what is meant is "you're") I'm going to suffer an aneurysm!

STOP KILLING OUR LANGUAGE! It's only on loan, you know... We could very
easily ask for it back, and then what would you do...?

We also only lent it to the Canadians, the New Zealanders, the Aussies and
most of Africa, but at least they have the good sense to learn how to
treat
it properly. What do they teach you lot in school? Mind you, it's not all
your fault - you are governed by a retarded baboon (and that's an insult
to
retarded baboons!)

Please learn how to construct proper English sentences before posting - or
don't bother. There is a list of a million and one other crimes you have
committed against my beloved mother tongue, but I'd run out of space if I
was
to attempt to list them all here...

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is that the frist
and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a total mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fraeknig amzanig huh

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

YIKES!! I could read that - easily too!

 

[Paul]

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 14:27:48 -0400, "JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]"
<[email protected]>, in message ID

YIKES!! I could read that - easily too!

Me too. I must be dlsexyic

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

I don't know if you're dl-sexy or not. You've never posted your picture.
;-)

--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 14:27:48 -0400, "JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]"
<[email protected]>, in message ID

YIKES!! I could read that - easily too!

Me too. I must be dlsexyic

--
Paul

Use the reply by email facility in your
newsreader to send email

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

Great song.

 

[Paul]

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 15:00:14 -0400, "JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]"
<[email protected]>, in message ID

I don't know if you're dl-sexy or not. You've never posted your picture.
;-)

I've got that Mr Blobby look

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

Oooh baby! <vbg>

--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 15:00:14 -0400, "JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]"
<[email protected]>, in message ID

I don't know if you're dl-sexy or not. You've never posted your picture.
;-)

I've got that Mr Blobby look
--
Paul

Use the reply by email facility in your
newsreader to send email

 

[Brian Kvalheim [MSFT MVP]]

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP] wrote:
|| Great song.

I proposed to my wife at a Bon Jovi concert. He's our freakin' favorite!
--
Brian Kvalheim
Microsoft Publisher MVP
http://www.publishermvps.com

This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and
confers no rights.

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

Umm, Brian, dear. "Sara Smile" was a song by Hall and Oates. I know, before
your time............ young'un!

 

[Frank]

Umm, Brian, dear. "Sara Smile" was a song by Hall and Oates. I know, before
your time............ young'un!

Or as we used to call'em. Haulin'Oats.
Frank

 

[Brian Kvalheim [MSFT MVP]]

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP] wrote:
|| Umm, Brian, dear. "Sara Smile" was a song by Hall and Oates. I know,
|| before your time............ young'un!

What does Sara Smile have to do with Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi, DEAR

--
Brian Kvalheim
Microsoft Publisher MVP
http://www.publishermvps.com

This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and
confers no rights.

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

Quoted from Don's first reply "From the amount of responses, Sarah must be
smiling. "

SWEETIE

 

[Brian Kvalheim [MSFT MVP]]

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP] wrote:
|| Quoted from Don's first reply "From the amount of responses, Sarah
|| must be smiling. "
||
|| SWEETIE

Right...but I am quoting the SUBJECT line
--
Brian Kvalheim
Microsoft Publisher MVP
http://www.publishermvps.com

This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and
confers no rights.

 

[JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]]

I don't do Bon Jovi. Not my music tastes - I prefer something a bit
different (Enya, Lorena McKennitt, Keiko Matsui)