Why is a French Spellchecker a "required" update for English speak

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Charlie Tame

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More repetetive verbage removed - do you have software to re-hash the same
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You disagree with this since Access can launch Office Update, just like
other applications in the MS Office Suite. You'll find that this opinion
is in the minority within the group of people who spend time answering
questions in this newsgroup.

I did not disagree, I merely wondered if the fact that when launching from
within Access the program itself is running might be a possible cause. Once
again MS advise shutting down most programs during updates and Access is a
program...

Why do I mention this particular group? Because these are the people who
decide which questions they can and want to answer. These are very
generous people who offer their expertise to those in need -- without any
compensation -- and know their own abilities, so they're the best
qualified to make the decision on which questions get answered -- or not.

I am well aware of the efforts made by genuine MVPs who wish to assist, I am
also aware of a few spurious self appointed authorities who wish to amplify
their self importance, avail everyone who is not even remotely interested of
their vast and authoritative knowledge and chastise or belittle anyone who
questions their motives, but you are still wrong. The problems with the
update site could well cause some Access users a few problems. For solutions
to the "Usual" problems the MS sites and help files are usually enough, but
for unusual or rare problems newsgroups can be far more valuable. Frankly I
don't see that we disagree too much about the "Unusual" nature of some
problems and I suspect we also would have to agree that problems which an
expert could fix easily can become fatal if a less familiar user starts off
with the wrong diagnosis or applies the wrong fix. I accept that I first
failed to point out exactly WHY I was concerned that the launch with Access
actually running "seemed like" a possibility, but I would suggest that a
simple "I think it's unlikely that Access caused it" would have done instead
of the tirade aimed at the original poster (which if you remember was not
me).

As to your second paragraph, well read it again and see what you actually
said. Why did YOU choose to answer when you felt the question was not
relevant to Access?

My concern, even as a newcomer to Access (Relatively speaking) was simply to
ask the question so that others would be aware of a situation which, by your
own admission, might be quite rare. It is by no means impossible that we
have both misunderstood each other's motives from the start, however whilst
I am making every effort to see your point of view, particularly given the
awkward naming convention of the group, you seem determined to pursue this
systematic ridicule as far as you possibly can.

Now, as far as newsgroup etiquette goes I had searched what I had downloaded
from the group and found no solution (or nothing sounding very like) my
experience until the OP popped up with the French Grammar checker post which
did sound very familiar. Considering that his post sounded as though it was
half intended to be humorous and considering that Access is part of a suite
that just "Might" be relevant I saw little harm in it and responded, that is
ALL that happened. Nobody lost any money, nobody died, 2 people got their
pride dented. Life is like that sometimes. It doesn't really matter whether
we argue or whether anybody eventually wins, I'm sure we both have better
things to do.

Charlie
 
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'69 Camaro

Hi, Charlie.

You obviously need to have the last word in every conversation, and I hate
to take that away from you, but as the "Authority on a Piece of Software," I
have a duty to perform, and then you can have as many last words as your
heart desires.

"By the power vested in me as the 'Authority on a Piece of Software,' I
hereby grant Charlie Tame the privilege of understanding all of the
following:

1.) That Charlie Tame requiring members of the Access newsgroup community
to have the genuine MVP title before their posts carry any weight is not
realistic.

2.) That Charlie Tame is not an MVP.

3.) That many of the contributors to the Access newsgroup community are
not MVP's, either.

4.) That lack of an MVP title doesn't immediately invalidate information
contributed from Access newsgroup community members, nor preclude these
members from taking the initiative to let new arrivals know that a post is
likely to be better addressed in a more appropriate newsgroup, nor prevent
these members from clarifying information whenever the poster is unclear on
a concept.

http://www.2dorks.com/video/car_trailer.wmv
(Requires speakers.)

5.) That any off-topic question can be responded to with replies that
indicate the question would be better answered in a different newsgroup,
followed by replies that answer the question. As always, the contributors
who answer questions decide which questions get answered, and the Access
newsgroup community isn't shy about posting answers even if someone has
previously explained that the question has been posted in the wrong
newsgroup.

6.) That any information posted will be read by multiple members of the
Access newsgroup community, and any necessary corrections or clarifications
about Access topics will be made by the first Access experts who notice the
need for a correction or clarification. Some of these experts may have the
MVP title. Some may not. Any information posted about non-Access topics is
in the caveat emptor category.

7.) That any posted topic not answered means that the topic didn't make
the cut for which questions get selected to be answered by the Access
newsgroup community. (Replies don't necessarily indicate that any of the
responses are answers.) These folks, even the non-MVP's, are experienced
enough to know when it's best to stay well clear, so insisting otherwise may
not be wise.

http://www.2dorks.com/video/truck_stand.wmv
(Requires speakers.)

8.) That any poster's behavior will be observed by participants and
non-participants alike in a discussion thread.

9.) That, as Ann Landers has said, "The true measure of a man is how he
treats someone who can do him absolutely no good," and it's evident who
Charlie Tame believes can do him no good.

10.) That Stephen Lebans, one of the most knowledgeable Access experts to
be found and a long-time Access MVP, has measured Charlie Tame at "PLONK!"
level.

11.) That if Charlie Tame needs help in the future with advanced Access
topics and Stephen Lebans's extraordinary and unique talents, Charlie Tame
is SOL.

12.) That if Charlie Tame finds that his future Access questions aren't
answered on a timely basis when others' are, it may very well be because the
Access experts have decided a more productive and rewarding use of their
time is to provide guidance to others in need, even if it's this guy:

http://www.wagenschenke.ch
(Requires speakers.)

Or providing their creative genius in other areas, such as guidance systems:

http://makeashorterlink.com/?F2C1324FA
(Requires speakers.)

13.) That Babelfish can be used to translate words and short phrases in
common foreign languages to verify whether or not they meet a prudent man's
definition of a tirade:

http://babelfish.altavista.com

Or whether someone is having a practical joke at one's expense:

http://www.2dorks.com/video/japanese.wmv
(Requires speakers.)

14.) That Office Update is capable of updating all of the Office
applications at once for a given version installed on the computer. There's
no need to run Office Update for each separate application to get the
patches for that particular application right after running it from the
first application.

15.) That if one is concerned about any applications running in the
background while updates are being installed, then these applications,
including the Office application used to launch Office Update, can be
closed -- and even anti-virus auto-protect software disabled -- prior to
selecting the "Install" or "I Accept" buttons and initiating the
installation of the updates."

You may choose to exercise this privilege. Or not. But go ahead and post
all of the last words you want, Charlie. I've done my duty, so I'm
elsewhere providing and receiving guidance.

Arrivederci.

Gunny, the Authority on a Piece of Software ;-)
 
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