You know you're from Louisiana when

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Access Developer

1. You have FEMA's number on your speed dialer.
2. You have more than 300 'C' and 'D' batteries in your kitchen drawer.
3. Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.
4. You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering
your windows.
5. Your SSN isn't a secret, it's written in Sharpie on your arms.
6. The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.
7. You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the
pool.
8. You catch a 30-pound grouper in your living room.
9. You consider a "vacation" to stunning Tupelo, Mississippi.
10. Your HomeClips contris require scuba gear.

I think this dates back to the time of hurricane Katrina... but may also be
true in most any random year. <GRIN> See you soon.
 
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Access Developer

OOPS! My mistake. I posted instead of e-mailing to a friend from Louisiana.
Sorry.

Larry
 
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mbyerley

Access Developer said:
OOPS! My mistake. I posted instead of e-mailing to a friend from
Louisiana. Sorry.

That's OK.. Most of us already knew the answers. ;-)
 
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Tony Toews

6. The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.

That would be Manitoba.
7. You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the
pool.

Well, there aren't many private pools in Canada so I guess the
equivalent would be ditch.

Tony
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Mike Painter

Access said:
OOPS! My mistake. I posted instead of e-mailing to a friend from
Louisiana. Sorry.

Should we add 11. You can't tell the difference bewtween email and use
groups?

Getting back to the heart of this group.

My COBOL program was running fine until...
 
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