Hello!! Everyone!!

[rogerwillson]

Hello!! Everyone!!

I am Lorain Denis white M/26 year old from NC USA. In my education i a
currently doing MSC IT from Oxford University. I am cool guy!!

Have a nice day!!

thanks

 

[Tom Willett]

So?

:
: Hello!! Everyone!!
:
: I am Lorain Denis white M/26 year old from NC USA. In my education i am
: currently doing MSC IT from Oxford University. I am cool guy!!
:
: Have a nice day!!
:
: thanks!
:
:
:
:
: --
: rogerwillson

 

[JoAnn Paules]

Duh, Tom! He's cool. He said so.

BTW, I'm cool too but I am so cool that I don't have to actually create a
post in a Word newsgroup and tell everyone.

 

[Tom Willett]

Oh, but isn't this a chatroom?

: Duh, Tom! He's cool. He said so.
:
: BTW, I'm cool too but I am so cool that I don't have to actually create a
: post in a Word newsgroup and tell everyone.
:
: --
:
: JoAnn Paules
: MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
: Tech Editor for "Microsoft Publisher 2007 For Dummies"
:
:
: : > So?
: >
: > message
: > : > :
: > : Hello!! Everyone!!
: > :
: > : I am Lorain Denis white M/26 year old from NC USA. In my education i
am
: > : currently doing MSC IT from Oxford University. I am cool guy!!
: > :
: > : Have a nice day!!
: > :
: > : thanks!
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > : --
: > : rogerwillson
: >
: >
:
:

 

[Amish]

Under what authority do you state that you are cool?

Although, I must point out that since this is a Microsoft Word
newsgroup (and it is a word processor) your use of dual exclamation
points (4 times) is going to count against you for many readers.

 

[JoAnn Paules]

Some people seem to think so. Specifically Roger Willson AKA Lorain Denis.

 

[Stefan Blom]

Duh, Tom! He's cool. He said so.

BTW, I'm cool too but I am so cool that I don't have to actually create a
post in a Word newsgroup and tell everyone.

I guess that means most of us are cool. Comforting! <g>

--
Stefan Blom
Microsoft Word MVP

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
Tech Editor for "Microsoft Publisher 2007 For Dummies"

So?

message
:
: Hello!! Everyone!!
:
: I am Lorain Denis white M/26 year old from NC USA. In my education i am
: currently doing MSC IT from Oxford University. I am cool guy!!
:
: Have a nice day!!
:
: thanks!
:
:
:
:
: --
: rogerwillson

 

[Dave Symes]

I guess that means most of us are cool. Comforting! <g>

With all these cool folks around, might I suggest some thermal underwear
to alleviate the problem. ;-)

Dave

--

 

[Terry Farrell]

No. I'm cool.

Terry

 

[Herb Tyson [MVP]]

Maybe he's saying that being in Oxford, whereas he's accustomed to being in
North Carolina--which has hot summers--he's now cool, as opposed to being
hot or warm.

--
Herb Tyson MS MVP
Author of the Word 2007 Bible
Blog: http://word2007bible.herbtyson.com
Web: http://www.herbtyson.com


Under what authority do you state that you are cool?

Although, I must point out that since this is a Microsoft Word
newsgroup (and it is a word processor) your use of dual exclamation
points (4 times) is going to count against you for many readers.

 

[Terry Farrell]

A generous interpretation - but why would anyone want to know? I wouldn't be
interested even if he had swine flu'.

tf

 

[Graham Mayor]

I rang the swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling.

--
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Graham Mayor - Word MVP


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[Terry Farrell]

tf

 

[Gordon]

I rang the swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling.

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Graham Mayor]

More about swine flu:

I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers.

Another is that you get the trots.

But, I woke up with pig tails this morning ... Should I be worried?

The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it
must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies,
though.

The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal
application of oinkment.

I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on
a tangent about it.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1
neuraminidase protein 1

Swine flu, however, is not a problem for the pigs because they're all going
to be cured anyway.

News Flash .... this just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a
joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the
aporkalypse.

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure
when pigs fly.

I just heard on the news that, "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to
every single person in the world". Well it's a good thing I'm married then,
isn't it?

This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal. It is a mild hamademic,
don't believe the spam you're getting.


--
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Graham Mayor - Word MVP


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[Tom Willett]

You should rub some oinkment on it.
:
: : > I rang the swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling.
:
: ROTFLMAO!
: