MORE VIRUSES SERVERS NON-FUNCTIONAL

[°°°MS°Publisher°°°]

Can Microsoft Corporation change these servers over to Linux so they can be
reliable and not accept viruses.

Is anybody in control at Microsoft Corporation?

These virus posters are making Microsoft Corporation and the supposed
management look like absolute monkeys.

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[Brian Kvalheim - [MS MVP]]

Hi °°°MS°Publisher°°° ([email protected]),
in the Microsoft® newsgroups
you posted:

|| Can Microsoft Corporation change these servers over to Linux so they
|| can be reliable and not accept viruses.
||
|| Is anybody in control at Microsoft Corporation?
||
|| These virus posters are making Microsoft Corporation and the supposed
|| management look like absolute monkeys.
||
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David, they are working on them day and night. They should be able to solve
it soon here.

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[°°°MS°Publisher°°°]

Amazing stuff you must agree. Look at all the new virus posts over the last
24 hours.

Brian K we should take control of the management at MS.

How about we pool our financial resources and make a take over by buying all
the MS shares up to 51% or greater of the company.

I will look after program development and internal affairs, and you can look
after sales and marketing.

We can put Mike K in as the head of publishing and promotional material

Ed B can be the janitor

Suzanne can be my PA

Samantha/Amethyst/Haggard Old Witch/Sarah/Haggard Old Annie can be your PA

Bob Buckland can be my number one henchman and axeman

JoAnne A can be in charge of the child care centre and mental ward

John I can be in charge of morning and afternoon tea and coffee

Contrary Mary S hmmmm well, that is difficult - perhaps as assistant to
JoAnne A (poor JoAnne)

Don S well, being the gracious person I am, we will make Don in charge of
stationary.

David Bartostostik - UNEMPLOYABLE under any circumstances

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[Brian Kvalheim - [MS MVP]]

Hi °°°MS°Publisher°°° ([email protected])
in the Microsoft® newsgroups
you posted:

|| David Bartostostik - UNEMPLOYABLE under any circumstances

And I thought he could paint my nails. Damn

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Microsoft Office Publisher MVP
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http://www.kvalheim.org

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[JL Amerson]

Hey Brian, if you *really* need, I can recommend a wonderful manicurist.
Okay, you'll have to high-tail it over here to York but he's worth the trip.

 

[Ed Bennett]

After managing to set up OE-QuoteFix on his new PC, Ed reads a message

Brian K we should take control of the management at MS.

Most sensible thing I've heard you say today

I will look after program development and internal affairs, and you
can look after sales and marketing.

We can put Mike K in as the head of publishing and promotional
material

Do you think he'd agree to Brian being his boss?

Ed B can be the janitor

W00t!! I get to be the dude who sits around and does nothing

Don S well, being the gracious person I am, we will make Don in
charge of stationary.

So he sits around on his ass too! This is sounding good

 

[Ed Bennett]

After managing to set up OE-QuoteFix on his new PC, Ed reads a message

Brian K we should take control of the management at MS.

Most sensible thing I've heard you say today

I will look after program development and internal affairs, and you
can look after sales and marketing.

We can put Mike K in as the head of publishing and promotional
material

Do you think he'd agree to Brian being his boss?

Ed B can be the janitor

W00t!! I get to be the dude who sits around and does nothing

Don S well, being the gracious person I am, we will make Don in
charge of stationary.

So he sits around on his ass too! This is sounding good

 

[°°°MS°Publisher°°°]

Brian K and I will manage our own areas.

Brian K's job will be a breeze with the excellent quality programming and
visionary features, anybody would be able to sell the product.

Technically I should be the main boss, as I would be putting in more money.
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[Brian Kvalheim - [MS MVP]]

Hi °°°MS°Publisher°°° ([email protected])
in the Microsoft® newsgroups
you posted:

|| Brian K and I will manage our own areas.
||
|| Brian K's job will be a breeze with the excellent quality
|| programming and visionary features, anybody would be able to sell
|| the product.
||
|| Technically I should be the main boss, as I would be putting in more
|| money. --

Agreed. Age before beauty! ;-)

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Microsoft Office Publisher MVP
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http://www.kvalheim.org

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[Mike Koewler]

Ed,

Do you think he'd agree to Brian being his boss?

Hey, as long as he wants to pay me what I deserve and need, I can work
for him. But I do draw a line at having to address him as "Your royal
majesty, most knowledgeable seer, Brian the Great" if I just want to ask
to go to the Loo.

Mike

 

[°°°MS°Publisher°°°]

Mike K somebody of your standing will have free range. That means you will
have a substantially longer leash than others LOL

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[Myrna Larson]

Are you planning to hold your breath until that happens <g>?

 

[°°°MS°Publisher°°°]

No, not at all. Brian K and I had already raided our piggy banks all ready
and willing to make the big take over.

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