[OT] Re: CATS!

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Fred Boer

You've got that right! By the way, I'm a little embarrassed to ask, but it's
been bugging me... Your signature line: "26 + 6 = 1 It's Irish Math". Could
you explain that for me, please? I assume it is a joke, but it eludes me...

Thanks!
Fred Boer
 
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John Vinson

You've got that right! By the way, I'm a little embarrassed to ask, but it's
been bugging me... Your signature line: "26 + 6 = 1 It's Irish Math". Could
you explain that for me, please? I assume it is a joke, but it eludes me...

If it's a joke, it's not been a very funny one for the past four
centuries.

There are 26 Counties in the Republic of Ireland, and six in the
British-ruled part known as Northern Ireland. Some folks would like to
see them all together. That'll probably happen (to England's benefit)
when the Irish take over the administration of Great Britain...
 
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Fred Boer

Thanks to you and John for the explanations. Glad I asked! <g>

Best wishes!
Fred Boer
 
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Rebecca Riordan

Heavens, John, is there _any_ subject on which you're not an expert? I
stand in constant awe of the breadth your knowledge.

One of these days, you're gonna have to come get drunk with me, and let me
pick that amazing brain of yours....

--
Rebecca Riordan, MVP

Designing Relational Database Systems
Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Programming Step by Step
Microsoft ADO.NET Step by Step

http://www.microsoft.com/mspress

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused...
 
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John Vinson

Heavens, John, is there _any_ subject on which you're not an expert? I
stand in constant awe of the breadth your knowledge.

One of these days, you're gonna have to come get drunk with me, and let me
pick that amazing brain of yours....

<BLUSH> Well, that's a deal! We can bring along a Trivial Pursuit
board...

but yes, I have vast areas of complete ignorance which I discreetly
try to keep concealed (while learning about those which interest me).
 
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John Vinson

Well, here's one for you. (I'll owe you the beer, if my credit's good <g>)

I've been working with Integers and Floats and Doubles for so long that I
can't remember what terms they use in the real world. I remember we used to
call 2 and 3 "whole numbers", but what do non-computer people call "2.35"?
Are they real numbers?

Hey, get real!!

Yes. Or "decimal numbers", though that's ambiguous.

Strictly speaking, "real numbers" comprise the set of all "natural
numbers" (integers), rational numbers (quotients of two natural
numbers) and irrational numbers (everything else). All integers are
real numbers; I don't know any term for rational numbers that are not
integers except "non-integral real numbers".
 
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John Vinson

Hmmm...the paragraph is:

"Both SQL Server and the .Net Framework provide a number of physical
representations of numeric and monetary data types, as shown in Table 12-1.
From a user's perspective, however, there are only three types - whole
numbers (1, 2, 3), ### numbers (3.6, 7.8), and percentages (25%). Actually,
there are four -- real people think in fractions, even if they have to be
translated into #### numbers for storage."

There's a sidebar on letting people enter 3/32 as 3/32, not 0.093

"Real" is what I'm using at the moment. What do you think?

Hm. May be too specific a mathematical term. I'd suggest (with all its
imperfections) decimal numbers.
 
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Rebecca Riordan

Thanks for your advice, John. You're right, as always, and I'll make the
change. (Just as a giggle -- I was speaking to my Mom, who after
fifty-something years of marriage to a physicist is a luddite on general
principles. I asked her if she would use the expression "real number". Her
answer? "It depends on what you're counting. If it's dragons, they're all
imaginary, aren't they?")

--
Rebecca Riordan, MVP

Designing Relational Database Systems
Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Programming Step by Step
Microsoft ADO.NET Step by Step

http://www.microsoft.com/mspress

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused...
 
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John Vinson

Thanks for your advice, John. You're right, as always, and I'll make the
change. (Just as a giggle -- I was speaking to my Mom, who after
fifty-something years of marriage to a physicist is a luddite on general
principles. I asked her if she would use the expression "real number". Her
answer? "It depends on what you're counting. If it's dragons, they're all
imaginary, aren't they?")

<SNORK!>

A friend of mine had a message on his answering machine:

"The number you have reached is an imaginary number. Please hang up,
rotate your phone by 90 degrees, and call again."
 
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Rebecca Riordan

I know that. (Sort of.) But I'm not game to try it on Mama. Shall I give
you her phone number? <g>

--
Rebecca Riordan, MVP

Designing Relational Database Systems
Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Programming Step by Step
Microsoft ADO.NET Step by Step

http://www.microsoft.com/mspress

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused...
 
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Rebecca Riordan

Tony, don't tell me that after all these years you still thought I was NICE!

--
Rebecca Riordan, MVP

Designing Relational Database Systems
Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Programming Step by Step
Microsoft ADO.NET Step by Step

http://www.microsoft.com/mspress

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused...
 

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