Powerpoint

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Cerridwen

Karen said:
Can't install powerpoint after downloading.

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are we?! You're admitting to
stealing a MS application in an MS-hosted group.

*BUYING* and Installing PowerPoint for Dummies
-----------------------------------------------------------

1) Put on your coat and, using your preferred transportation method, head
to your nearest software emporium

2) Find the Office Utilities section in said store and locate PowerPoint
(making sure you select the correct version and licence)

3) Take the box to the counter and hand it over, together with your
preferred payment method.

4) He will hand it back in a nice clean carrier bag.

5) Return home using your preferred transportation method.

6) Take the box out of the carrier bag and remove shrinkwrap

7) Open the jewel case

8) Open CD drive and place disc on tray.

9) Close drive

10) Disc will autorun - follow on screen prompts (inserting qualifying
media where/if necessary)

Congratulations! You've just *BOUGHT* and installed PowerPoint!
 
C

Cerridwen

Karen said:
Can't install powerpoint after downloading.

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are we?! You're admitting to
stealing a MS application in an MS-hosted group.

*BUYING* and Installing PowerPoint for Dummies
-----------------------------------------------------------

1) Put on your coat and, using your preferred transportation method, head
to your nearest software emporium

2) Find the Office Utilities section in said store and locate PowerPoint
(making sure you select the correct version and licence)

3) Take the box to the counter and hand it over, together with your
preferred payment method.

4) He will hand it back in a nice clean carrier bag.

5) Return home using your preferred transportation method.

6) Take the box out of the carrier bag and remove shrinkwrap

7) Open the jewel case

8) Open CD drive and place disc on tray.

9) Close drive

10) Disc will autorun - follow on screen prompts (inserting qualifying
media where/if necessary)

Congratulations! You've just *BOUGHT* and installed PowerPoint!
 
C

Cerridwen

Karen said:
Can't install powerpoint after downloading.

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are we?! You're admitting to
stealing a MS application in an MS-hosted group.

*BUYING* and Installing PowerPoint for Dummies
-----------------------------------------------------------

1) Put on your coat and, using your preferred transportation method, head
to your nearest software emporium

2) Find the Office Utilities section in said store and locate PowerPoint
(making sure you select the correct version and licence)

3) Take the box to the counter and hand it over, together with your
preferred payment method.

4) He will hand it back in a nice clean carrier bag.

5) Return home using your preferred transportation method.

6) Take the box out of the carrier bag and remove shrinkwrap

7) Open the jewel case

8) Open CD drive and place disc on tray.

9) Close drive

10) Disc will autorun - follow on screen prompts (inserting qualifying
media where/if necessary)

Congratulations! You've just *BOUGHT* and installed PowerPoint!
 
C

Cerridwen

Karen said:
Can't install powerpoint after downloading.

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are we?! You're admitting to
stealing a MS application in an MS-hosted group.

*BUYING* and Installing PowerPoint for Dummies
-----------------------------------------------------------

1) Put on your coat and, using your preferred transportation method, head
to your nearest software emporium

2) Find the Office Utilities section in said store and locate PowerPoint
(making sure you select the correct version and licence)

3) Take the box to the counter and hand it over, together with your
preferred payment method.

4) He will hand it back in a nice clean carrier bag.

5) Return home using your preferred transportation method.

6) Take the box out of the carrier bag and remove shrinkwrap

7) Open the jewel case

8) Open CD drive and place disc on tray.

9) Close drive

10) Disc will autorun - follow on screen prompts (inserting qualifying
media where/if necessary)

Congratulations! You've just *BOUGHT* and installed PowerPoint!
 
C

Cerridwen

Karen said:
Can't install powerpoint after downloading.

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are we?! You're admitting to
stealing a MS application in an MS-hosted group.

*BUYING* and Installing PowerPoint for Dummies
-----------------------------------------------------------

1) Put on your coat and, using your preferred transportation method, head
to your nearest software emporium

2) Find the Office Utilities section in said store and locate PowerPoint
(making sure you select the correct version and licence)

3) Take the box to the counter and hand it over, together with your
preferred payment method.

4) He will hand it back in a nice clean carrier bag.

5) Return home using your preferred transportation method.

6) Take the box out of the carrier bag and remove shrinkwrap

7) Open the jewel case

8) Open CD drive and place disc on tray.

9) Close drive

10) Disc will autorun - follow on screen prompts (inserting qualifying
media where/if necessary)

Congratulations! You've just *BOUGHT* and installed PowerPoint!
 

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