Sure, sure. Have your goons contact my goons, and we'll do lunch. I'm sure
I can make you an offer you can't refuse.
Though, if you think about it, there is enough satire that can be
accomplished on PC Datasheet, to keep a number of us going for a long, long
time. Please, PC Datasheet, keep it coming. We are having a lot of fun with
this.
Now, on a serious note. PC Datasheet, what kind of people come onto this
forum to give out advice? They are computer professionals, with all types of
backgrounds. If they really really wanted to bring you down, they wouldn't
send fictitious emails. They would do the equivalent of the fire-bombing of
Dresden and Tokyo. There would simply be nothing left of you (computer-wise)
except for smouldering lumps here and there. The reason that has not
happened is simple: You are not worth the effort. You seem to be a
decent-enough programmer. The advice you give is reasonable. You have
simply run into some bad luck (virus, worm, adware) that has caused some
computer problems. On the forum, we have tried to convince you to moderate
your advertising. When you start blustering and threatening, you will simply
be subject to ridicule. And, as you can see, we all become quite creative
with ridicule.
So, seriously, please keep posting your good advice. Keep advertising your
company as a signature. Don't offer to sell your services, unless someone
directly asks for the name of a company that does Access Database
programming. And get your computer problems fixed, so that you are back in
business. Good luck.
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