Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines

[Bruce M. Thompson]

Gosh I was sure John Viescas would have handed those out

to all MVPs from his personal collection long ago!

I understand the keyword "DISTINCT" reduced the number in his collection to one.

 

[Jeff Conrad]

-----Original Message-----

Thanks Jeff... I *REALLY* needed a good laugh today, and
these are terrific!

Glad it was a good side track.
Hope the rest of your day goes well.

"Barkeep... Jeff's drink is paid for. And Jeff, let me
introduce my sister, the unmarried and cute SQL DBA..."

I'm honored by the offer, but I think my wife and three
kids would protest. ;-)
If you ever fly into Redmond let me know, the drink will
be on me. (I'll make sure the TSA agents take the ruler
though. )

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
Access Junkie

 

[Gary Miller]

I may have to be elected to buy that drink as it looks like
I am right down the road from Jeff. Send me a check and I'll
buy him one in your name as well.<gr>.

Jeff,

Nice brevity for the day. I wanted to throw one in starting
with...

If Me.Dirty Then
Dim response as Long...

but, No, No, down Gary

--

Gary Miller
Gary Miller Computer Services
Sisters, OR
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[Cheryl Fischer]

Well, I'd better not say ROFLMAO, or I'll never get out of the room!

<GGGG>

 

[Cheryl Fischer]

I'm thinking "Belles of St. Trinian's"

 

[Jeff Conrad]

Hi Gary,

I may have to be elected to buy that drink as it looks
like I am right down the road from Jeff. Send me a check
and I'll buy him one in your name as well.<gr>.

Actually John is a lot closer to us than you may think! We
drove by his area on our vacation this year. We all waved
as we passed.......Ok *I* waved, the rest of the family
just rolled their eyes!

Nice brevity for the day. I wanted to throw one in
starting with...

If Me.Dirty Then
Dim response as Long...

but, No, No, down Gary

LOL!!!
Now that's sure to get a splash in the face!
I have a REAL good one like that, but I'm not printing it
for fear of everyone's opinion of me dropping fast!! <vbg>

If you're ever at the Redmond airport stop by our
company's restaurant there. I'm up there one or two days
at the beginning of each week.

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
Access Junkie

 

[Dirk Goldgar]

Kind of like a bad Habit? <g>

<groan>

 

[Sandra Daigle]

LOL!

Thanks for the reminder on last year's thread! I enjoyed a pleasant laugh
both this year and last!

Favorites: John Vinson as a nun and Lynn Trapp as motherly!!

 

[Gary Miller]

The new one in the airport? I can't recall the name of it.

--

Gary Miller
Gary Miller Computer Services
Sisters, OR
________________________

 

[Mike Painter]

LOL!

You've got a really nice form there.


Me.parent knows where I'm at.

 

[Jeff Conrad]

Actually we opened it just over three years ago.
It used to be called "Honker's Hangar", now it is just
called "The Hangar." Long story there.

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
Access Junkie