what are the uses of microsoft word

[Dubem]

I want to know the impotance of microsoft, Acces and excel?

 

[TF]

My wife has used them for years an she's not pregnant yet: so I guess they
are absolutely impotent.



:I want to know the impotance of microsoft, Acces and excel?

 

[Suzanne S. Barnhill]

No, that would make them sterile.

 

[Treesy]

They must only be impotent with Dubem. *comfort*

 

[JulieD]

sounds like homework to me ... soooo ... if you want an over view of the
uses of these products and what they can do a good place to start is:
http://office.microsoft.com/en-au/default.aspx

 

[Amedee Van Gasse]

Suzanne S. Barnhill shared this with us in
microsoft.public.word.newusers:

No, that would make them sterile.

Perhaps they are suffering from premature ejactulation? Or retrograde
ejaculation *pouf*
OK, stop. Lets keep this ng child friendly, before some merkian bigots
come complaining. ;-)

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