Want to pay for database to be built

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Nick Coe \(UK\)

In George Nicholson typed:
I like that a lot. Is that from Confucious?

:)
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LOL

Since I'm looking for work at the moment, I briefly
considered the OP's offer.

After converting to sterling, deducting taxes and so on, it
worked out I'd be paying for the privaledge of doing it. I
liked his list though... :)

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George Nicholson

So...I'm curious is the database up and running? How much did it cost
you?
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In dollars or humiliation???

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Aliensmurf

6

'69 Camaro

Swoosh!

Hear that, dude? That was the joke that went right over your head. Perhaps
I can explain it to you, since you don't usually hang around here.

The joke is not that the database was built, but in _who_ built the
database -- even after all of the derision you've read in this thread. He's
going to take a ribbing from the people who wrote these posts for a long,
long time. :)

HTH.

Gunny

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Gargamil

For $200 you don't get a database, you get a conversation.

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WA> AlienSmurf
WA> [email protected]

WA> message ??>> Paying $100 to the first person who builds it and it works. This is a
WA> very
??>> simple DB, but need it quickly. Don't even begin before contacting
??>> me. Email me at [email protected] if interested. It must be
??>> done by
WA> Dec.
??>> 31 to even be considered. You can also call me at 469-371-7989.
??>>
??>> ---------------------------------------------------------------
??>>
??>> The following are the requirements:
??>>
??>> Table: Customers // populated by Form: Customers
??>> Field: Customer Name
??>> Field: Customer Account (Yes/No)
??>> Field: Customer Phone Number
??>>
??>> Table: Refrigerants // populated by Form: Refrigerants
??>> Field: Refrigerant Type
??>> Field: Refrigerant Notes
??>>
??>> Table: Orders // populated by Form: Order Form
??>> Field: Date of Order
??>> Field: Order Number (Month + 001(sequential counting up)) // This
??>> number starts over every month. This is the primary key. Field:
??>> Customer Name Field: Customer Account (Yes/No) Field: Customer Phone
??>> Number Field: Refrigerant Type Field: Refrigerant Weight Form:
??>> Customers // Both adds and modifies Customer Name Customer Account
??>> (Yes/No) Customer Phone Number Form: Refrigerants // Both adds and
??>> modifies Refrigerant Type Refrigerant Notes Form: Order Form Date of
??>> Order Order Number (Month + 001(sequential counting up)) // This
??>> number starts over every month. Customer Name // drop down
??>> selection Customer Account (Yes/No) // autopopulated by selecting
??>> customer name Customer Phone Number // autopopulated by selecting
??>> customer name Refrigerant Type // drop down selection Refrigerant
??>> Weight Report: Date specified to Date specified, number of total
??>> orders. Report: Date specified to Date specified, weight sold of each
??>> refrigerant type. Report: Date specified to Date specified, Orders by
??>> specific customer
 
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