ROFL!
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In Mike Koewler <
[email protected]> posted:
|| You gotta be a troll. No one on earth can be as stupid as you seem
|| to be.
||
|| >> This Primo PDF does not really convert the Publisher file to
|| PDF... If it does I couldn't figure out how it does it... It just
|| turns it tnto a PDF so you can PRINT it in pdf... I'm looking for a
|| way to convert a Publisher file into pdf,
||
|| Brian, am I allowed to use this guy's posts for my "Funnybone"
|| section?
||
|| Q: Dude, I'm mad as hell. I got in my car and put it in gear, but it
|| doesn't move. I'm urinated off at GM.
|| A: Did you try using a key to start the car before putting it in
|| gear? Q: Now I'm urinated off at MS. I'm trying to install an
|| expensive ($4.00) program I just downloaded from an illegal website
|| and it tells me to press "Any Key" to continue. My keyboard doesn't
|| have an "Any Key." I'm spreading the word not to buy anything from
|| that store.
|| A: I don't blame you. Pack your computer and keyboard back into the
|| boxes and return it. When they want to know why, tell them it's
|| because you have been declared too stupid to use a computer.
||
|| Thanks for making my day brighter, MAH.
||
|| Mike
||
|| Mad As Hell wrote:
||| This Primo PDF does not really convert the Publisher file to PDF...
||| If it does I couldn't figure out how it does it... It just turns it
||| tnto a PDF so you can PRINT it in pdf... I'm looking for a way to
||| convert a Publisher file into pdf, giff, tiff or JPG so I can send
||| it to a place and make my CD covers... Every place I looked into
||| uses Adobe... NO ONE uses Publisher... Adobe is too hard to figure
||| out how to use... and Publisher is not an industry standard...
|||
||| "Brian Kvalheim - [MSFT MVP]" wrote:
|||
|||
|||| Hi Carol Creamer (
[email protected]),
|||| in the newsgroups
|||| you posted:
||||
|||||| I create a quarterly newsletter using MS Publisher 2000.
|||||| I convert it to html to load on our website as well. I
|||||| really would like to convert it to a pdf file rather than
|||||| html.
||||||
|||||| Does anyone know if this is possible or have any
|||||| suggestions.
||||
|||| Sure! Download the free PrimoPDF at
www.primopdf.com and use that
|||| to convert your Publisher publications to pdf.
||||
|||| You will be all set.
|||| --
|||| Brian Kvalheim
|||| Microsoft Publisher MVP
||||
http://www.publishermvps.com
|||| ~pay it forward~
||||
|||| This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and
|||| confers no rights.