how do i get the page in a landscape format

B

BobDoale

i need a paper by tomorrow that can only be made by publisher and i don't
know how to get the page in landscape format. I need help and fast.
Hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppp! Thank You. :)
 
J

John Inzer

Well...at least BobDoale wasn't looking for a .pub viewer.

And...since I only know the easy answers...this makes me feel useful.
 
R

Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)

Sounds like you hang in the .alt ngs too much.


Miss Perspicacia Tick said:
Please don't spoonfeed the lazy f**kwits. Otherwise this group will clog up
with lazy f**kwits looking for help they can quite easily find for
themselves (99% of the time by using the online help provided).
 
M

Mary Sauer

While I know this is late, however I am assuming you want one landscaped page in a
portrait publication. Select all the objects, group, rotate 90 degrees. Ungroup and
adjust.
 
R

Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)

Yah...but being rude to noobs? What if it was your 80 year old mother looking for help?
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]

She'd call on the phone like my mom does me (she's only 67). Besides, I'm
pretty sure Miss T's mom is MUCH younger than 80. ;-)

And I'll bet her mom would thank her with food, like my mom does me. (YUM!!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message Yah...but being rude to noobs? What if it was your 80 year old mother
looking for help?
 
R

Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)

Judging by the crotchity-ness of Miss Persnickity I'd think she was ancient.
;-)

Yah, I get lasagna when I un-jam mom's printer :))))


JoAnn Paules said:
She'd call on the phone like my mom does me (she's only 67). Besides, I'm
pretty sure Miss T's mom is MUCH younger than 80. ;-)

And I'll bet her mom would thank her with food, like my mom does me. (YUM!!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message Yah...but being rude to noobs? What if it was your 80 year old mother
looking for help?
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]

No, Miss T is about half my age. And it sounds like you got a really good
deal - assuming your mom makes good lasagna. :)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message Judging by the crotchity-ness of Miss Persnickity I'd think she was ancient.
;-)

Yah, I get lasagna when I un-jam mom's printer :))))


JoAnn Paules said:
She'd call on the phone like my mom does me (she's only 67). Besides, I'm
pretty sure Miss T's mom is MUCH younger than 80. ;-)

And I'll bet her mom would thank her with food, like my mom does me.
(YUM!!)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message Yah...but being rude to noobs? What if it was your 80 year old mother
looking for help?
 
R

Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)

only if you have more than ONE ;-)...e being the plural ending.
 
R

Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)

My mom is 80 and she struggles just to send/recieve email.. But, some people don't know about help...or rather don't know the proper terminology to search help properly...so they wanna ask someone that speaks 'glish. All I'm saying is not everyone is lazy, you shouldn't be so nasty from the get-go.
 
R

Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)

me too.

hmmm...5pm time for the early bird special at Denny's :))))

JoAnn Paules said:
ARGH!!! Your mom is just a few years older than me! I need a nap.
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]

It's funny - the older I get, the earlier I want to eat. Plus I hate waiting
to get seated! If you eat early, you can walk in and sit down.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message me too.

hmmm...5pm time for the early bird special at Denny's :))))

JoAnn Paules said:
ARGH!!! Your mom is just a few years older than me! I need a nap.
 
R

Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)

heheeee...reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when he visited his folks in florida and they went out to dinner at 4pm :)


JoAnn Paules said:
It's funny - the older I get, the earlier I want to eat. Plus I hate waiting
to get seated! If you eat early, you can walk in and sit down.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message me too.

hmmm...5pm time for the early bird special at Denny's :))))

JoAnn Paules said:
ARGH!!! Your mom is just a few years older than me! I need a nap.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Miss Perspicacia Tick said:
Rob Giordano (Crash Gordon®) wrote:
Yah...but being rude to noobs? What if it was your 80 year old mother
looking for help?

Newness is *NOT* an excuse for laziness. I don't know about you, but the
first thing I do when I purchase a new piece of software is RTFM and
browse the help files. Then, if I became stuck, and didn't know how to
do
something, I'd read the help again.

No, this is laziness pure and simple.

Oh, and for your information, my mother is 57, she knows what a help
file
is and how to use one. My mother knows to read the manual because she
knows that's the first thing I'd ask her. My grandmother is in her 80s
and
she doesn't have a computer. She occasionally uses my uncle's, who works
in IT so, if she needs to know anything, she asks him.
 
J

JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]

Had dinner earlier than that. But then I want ice cream by about 8


--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message heheeee...reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when he visited his folks in
florida and they went out to dinner at 4pm :)


JoAnn Paules said:
It's funny - the older I get, the earlier I want to eat. Plus I hate
waiting
to get seated! If you eat early, you can walk in and sit down.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



message me too.

hmmm...5pm time for the early bird special at Denny's :))))

JoAnn Paules said:
ARGH!!! Your mom is just a few years older than me! I need a nap.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



Miss Perspicacia Tick said:
Rob Giordano (Crash Gordon®) wrote:
Yah...but being rude to noobs? What if it was your 80 year old mother
looking for help?

Newness is *NOT* an excuse for laziness. I don't know about you, but
the
first thing I do when I purchase a new piece of software is RTFM and
browse the help files. Then, if I became stuck, and didn't know how to
do
something, I'd read the help again.

No, this is laziness pure and simple.

Oh, and for your information, my mother is 57, she knows what a help
file
is and how to use one. My mother knows to read the manual because she
knows that's the first thing I'd ask her. My grandmother is in her 80s
and
she doesn't have a computer. She occasionally uses my uncle's, who
works
in IT so, if she needs to know anything, she asks him.
 
P

Paul

On Fri, 13 May 2005 15:57:59 -0700, Rob Giordano \(Crash Gordon®\)
<[email protected]>, in message ID
in the newsgroup said:
My mom is 80 and she struggles just to send/recieve email.. But, some people don't know about help...or rather don't
know the proper terminology to search help properly...so they wanna ask someone that speaks 'glish. All I'm saying is
not everyone is lazy, you shouldn't be so nasty from the get-go.

Look, I've told everyone before. Miss Perpicacia Tick is *not* a
person. It's a name given to an automated insulbot that's linked to
the FAQ.
How many times do I have to tell people ? <stamps feet and mutters>.
 
G

Gunilla

That's fun! LOL In my opinion she shouldn't be allowed posting replies to
people here when using such disrespectful behavior.
Have you seen her in WinXP groups? Even worse.....Terrible!

Gunilla
 

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