L
Lil
are there any of the above for i am doing a brochure for a project and would
like to make it realistic as in the papers
like to make it realistic as in the papers
M
Mary Sauer
Go here:
http://office.microsoft.com/clipart/default.aspx?lc=en-us
Input "style 184" in the search.
to what papers are you referring? Newspapers?
http://office.microsoft.com/clipart/default.aspx?lc=en-us
Input "style 184" in the search.
to what papers are you referring? Newspapers?
L
Lil
thankyou for such a quick responce yes it was helpful and yes it was the
newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i wasould like
to know
thankyou once again Lil
newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i wasould like
to know
thankyou once again Lil
M
Mary Sauer
What does this have to do with Publisher???
O
Oziebill
Go and read your FM - The Joy of Sex is a good choice.
: On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:16:01 +0100, Lil wrote
: (in article <[email protected]>):
:
: > thankyou for such a quick responce yes it was helpful and yes it was the
: > newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i wasould
like
: > to know
: > thankyou once again Lil
:
:
: 1) I know 6-year-olds who can spell and punctuate a sentence better than
you.
: If your full stop key doesn't work, I suggest you purchase a new keyboard.
:
: 2) It's spelt 'response'.
:
: 3) Poor spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence construction is a sign
of
: laziness. Your name is 'Lil', which probably indicates you're an older
person
: - if my mother spelt and punctuated as poorly as you, I would be
embarrassed
: for her. Don't you care what kind of image you're projecting...? It would
: appear not...
:
: 4) Just this once, I'll correct it for you. Please don't post to Usenet
again
: until you have attended those remedial English classes.
:
: Thank you (two words) for such a quick response (note spelling) (full
stop).
: Yes, it was helpful (semicolon); it was the newspapers I (capital letter)
was
: referring to (full stop). So, (comma) if there are some like them, (comma)
I
: would like to know (full stop).
:
: Thank you once again (comma),
:
: Lil
:
: 4) Publisher is *NOT* a layout application, nor is it capable of CAD.
Visio
: can do what you're after, though.
:
: On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:16:01 +0100, Lil wrote
: (in article <[email protected]>):
:
: > thankyou for such a quick responce yes it was helpful and yes it was the
: > newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i wasould
like
: > to know
: > thankyou once again Lil
:
:
: 1) I know 6-year-olds who can spell and punctuate a sentence better than
you.
: If your full stop key doesn't work, I suggest you purchase a new keyboard.
:
: 2) It's spelt 'response'.
:
: 3) Poor spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence construction is a sign
of
: laziness. Your name is 'Lil', which probably indicates you're an older
person
: - if my mother spelt and punctuated as poorly as you, I would be
embarrassed
: for her. Don't you care what kind of image you're projecting...? It would
: appear not...
:
: 4) Just this once, I'll correct it for you. Please don't post to Usenet
again
: until you have attended those remedial English classes.
:
: Thank you (two words) for such a quick response (note spelling) (full
stop).
: Yes, it was helpful (semicolon); it was the newspapers I (capital letter)
was
: referring to (full stop). So, (comma) if there are some like them, (comma)
I
: would like to know (full stop).
:
: Thank you once again (comma),
:
: Lil
:
: 4) Publisher is *NOT* a layout application, nor is it capable of CAD.
Visio
: can do what you're after, though.
:
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
Is that in print? Funny book - read it when it was first published back in
the 70's.
the 70's.
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
Actually 'spelt' is the past and past participle form of spell to her. She's
British.
And smelt is a small fish, not spelt. Spelt can also be a wheat (Triticum
aestivum spelta) with lax spikes and spikelets containing two light red
kernels.
British.
And smelt is a small fish, not spelt. Spelt can also be a wheat (Triticum
aestivum spelta) with lax spikes and spikelets containing two light red
kernels.
O
Oziebill
Don't recall - but I'm sure that like all good FM's it taught tolerance and
patience.
Was that the one with alternatives to an Apple a day?
: Is that in print? Funny book - read it when it was first published back in
: the 70's.
:
: --
:
: JoAnn Paules
: MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
:
:
:
: : > Go and read your FM - The Joy of Sex is a good choice.
: >
: >
: > : > : On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:16:01 +0100, Lil wrote
: > : (in article <[email protected]>):
: > :
: > : > thankyou for such a quick responce yes it was helpful and yes it was
: > the
: > : > newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i
wasould
: > like
: > : > to know
: > : > thankyou once again Lil
: > :
: > :
: > : 1) I know 6-year-olds who can spell and punctuate a sentence better
than
: > you.
: > : If your full stop key doesn't work, I suggest you purchase a new
: > keyboard.
: > :
: > : 2) It's spelt 'response'.
: > :
: > : 3) Poor spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence construction is a
: > sign
: > of
: > : laziness. Your name is 'Lil', which probably indicates you're an older
: > person
: > : - if my mother spelt and punctuated as poorly as you, I would be
: > embarrassed
: > : for her. Don't you care what kind of image you're projecting...? It
: > would
: > : appear not...
: > :
: > : 4) Just this once, I'll correct it for you. Please don't post to
Usenet
: > again
: > : until you have attended those remedial English classes.
: > :
: > : Thank you (two words) for such a quick response (note spelling) (full
: > stop).
: > : Yes, it was helpful (semicolon); it was the newspapers I (capital
: > letter)
: > was
: > : referring to (full stop). So, (comma) if there are some like them,
: > (comma)
: > I
: > : would like to know (full stop).
: > :
: > : Thank you once again (comma),
: > :
: > : Lil
: > :
: > : 4) Publisher is *NOT* a layout application, nor is it capable of CAD.
: > Visio
: > : can do what you're after, though.
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
patience.
Was that the one with alternatives to an Apple a day?
: Is that in print? Funny book - read it when it was first published back in
: the 70's.
:
: --
:
: JoAnn Paules
: MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
:
:
:
: : > Go and read your FM - The Joy of Sex is a good choice.
: >
: >
: > : > : On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:16:01 +0100, Lil wrote
: > : (in article <[email protected]>):
: > :
: > : > thankyou for such a quick responce yes it was helpful and yes it was
: > the
: > : > newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i
wasould
: > like
: > : > to know
: > : > thankyou once again Lil
: > :
: > :
: > : 1) I know 6-year-olds who can spell and punctuate a sentence better
than
: > you.
: > : If your full stop key doesn't work, I suggest you purchase a new
: > keyboard.
: > :
: > : 2) It's spelt 'response'.
: > :
: > : 3) Poor spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence construction is a
: > sign
: > of
: > : laziness. Your name is 'Lil', which probably indicates you're an older
: > person
: > : - if my mother spelt and punctuated as poorly as you, I would be
: > embarrassed
: > : for her. Don't you care what kind of image you're projecting...? It
: > would
: > : appear not...
: > :
: > : 4) Just this once, I'll correct it for you. Please don't post to
Usenet
: > again
: > : until you have attended those remedial English classes.
: > :
: > : Thank you (two words) for such a quick response (note spelling) (full
: > stop).
: > : Yes, it was helpful (semicolon); it was the newspapers I (capital
: > letter)
: > was
: > : referring to (full stop). So, (comma) if there are some like them,
: > (comma)
: > I
: > : would like to know (full stop).
: > :
: > : Thank you once again (comma),
: > :
: > : Lil
: > :
: > : 4) Publisher is *NOT* a layout application, nor is it capable of CAD.
: > Visio
: > : can do what you're after, though.
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
J
Joesef
On and on about something NO ONE cares about.
IFC
IFC
Evadne Cake said:
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
Wait - I don't think we're talking about the same book.
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
I like the poem. Is it yours? 
O
Oziebill
Reprinted!
http://heh.pl/&T6
: Wait - I don't think we're talking about the same book.
:
: --
:
: JoAnn Paules
: MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
:
:
:
: : > Don't recall - but I'm sure that like all good FM's it taught tolerance
: > and
: > patience.
: >
: > Was that the one with alternatives to an Apple a day?
: >
: >
: > : > : Is that in print? Funny book - read it when it was first published
back
: > in
: > : the 70's.
: > :
: > : --
: > :
: > : JoAnn Paules
: > : MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
: > :
: > :
: > :
message
: > : : > : > Go and read your FM - The Joy of Sex is a good choice.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > : > : > : On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:16:01 +0100, Lil wrote
: > : > : (in article <[email protected]>):
: > : > :
: > : > : > thankyou for such a quick responce yes it was helpful and yes it
: > was
: > : > the
: > : > : > newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i
: > wasould
: > : > like
: > : > : > to know
: > : > : > thankyou once again Lil
: > : > :
: > : > :
: > : > : 1) I know 6-year-olds who can spell and punctuate a sentence
better
: > than
: > : > you.
: > : > : If your full stop key doesn't work, I suggest you purchase a new
: > : > keyboard.
: > : > :
: > : > : 2) It's spelt 'response'.
: > : > :
: > : > : 3) Poor spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence construction
is
: > a
: > : > sign
: > : > of
: > : > : laziness. Your name is 'Lil', which probably indicates you're an
: > older
: > : > person
: > : > : - if my mother spelt and punctuated as poorly as you, I would be
: > : > embarrassed
: > : > : for her. Don't you care what kind of image you're projecting...?
It
: > : > would
: > : > : appear not...
: > : > :
: > : > : 4) Just this once, I'll correct it for you. Please don't post to
: > Usenet
: > : > again
: > : > : until you have attended those remedial English classes.
: > : > :
: > : > : Thank you (two words) for such a quick response (note spelling)
: > (full
: > : > stop).
: > : > : Yes, it was helpful (semicolon); it was the newspapers I (capital
: > : > letter)
: > : > was
: > : > : referring to (full stop). So, (comma) if there are some like them,
: > : > (comma)
: > : > I
: > : > : would like to know (full stop).
: > : > :
: > : > : Thank you once again (comma),
: > : > :
: > : > : Lil
: > : > :
: > : > : 4) Publisher is *NOT* a layout application, nor is it capable of
: > CAD.
: > : > Visio
: > : > : can do what you're after, though.
: > : > :
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
http://heh.pl/&T6
: Wait - I don't think we're talking about the same book.
:
: --
:
: JoAnn Paules
: MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
:
:
:
: : > Don't recall - but I'm sure that like all good FM's it taught tolerance
: > and
: > patience.
: >
: > Was that the one with alternatives to an Apple a day?
: >
: >
: > : > : Is that in print? Funny book - read it when it was first published
back
: > in
: > : the 70's.
: > :
: > : --
: > :
: > : JoAnn Paules
: > : MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
: > :
: > :
: > :
message
: > : : > : > Go and read your FM - The Joy of Sex is a good choice.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > : > : > : On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:16:01 +0100, Lil wrote
: > : > : (in article <[email protected]>):
: > : > :
: > : > : > thankyou for such a quick responce yes it was helpful and yes it
: > was
: > : > the
: > : > : > newspapers i was referring to so if there are some like them i
: > wasould
: > : > like
: > : > : > to know
: > : > : > thankyou once again Lil
: > : > :
: > : > :
: > : > : 1) I know 6-year-olds who can spell and punctuate a sentence
better
: > than
: > : > you.
: > : > : If your full stop key doesn't work, I suggest you purchase a new
: > : > keyboard.
: > : > :
: > : > : 2) It's spelt 'response'.
: > : > :
: > : > : 3) Poor spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence construction
is
: > a
: > : > sign
: > : > of
: > : > : laziness. Your name is 'Lil', which probably indicates you're an
: > older
: > : > person
: > : > : - if my mother spelt and punctuated as poorly as you, I would be
: > : > embarrassed
: > : > : for her. Don't you care what kind of image you're projecting...?
It
: > : > would
: > : > : appear not...
: > : > :
: > : > : 4) Just this once, I'll correct it for you. Please don't post to
: > Usenet
: > : > again
: > : > : until you have attended those remedial English classes.
: > : > :
: > : > : Thank you (two words) for such a quick response (note spelling)
: > (full
: > : > stop).
: > : > : Yes, it was helpful (semicolon); it was the newspapers I (capital
: > : > letter)
: > : > was
: > : > : referring to (full stop). So, (comma) if there are some like them,
: > : > (comma)
: > : > I
: > : > : would like to know (full stop).
: > : > :
: > : > : Thank you once again (comma),
: > : > :
: > : > : Lil
: > : > :
: > : > : 4) Publisher is *NOT* a layout application, nor is it capable of
: > CAD.
: > : > Visio
: > : > : can do what you're after, though.
: > : > :
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
That's the one. Ha ha!
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
Oziebill said:
O
Oziebill
Anyone for cricket?
: On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 22:45:01 +0100, Melissa wrote
: (in article <[email protected]>):
:
: >
: >>
: >> 2) It's spelt 'response'.
: >>
: >
: > spelt is a small fish
:
:
: Is it, moron? Guess you'd better inform the OED - they appear to have
missed
: that definition.
:
: spell
:
: ? verb (past and past part. spelled or chiefly Brit. spelt) 1 write or
name
: the letters that form (a word) in correct sequence. 2 (of letters) make up
or
: form (a word). 3 be a sign of; lead to: the plans would spell disaster. 4
: (spell out) explain clearly and in detail.
:
: http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/spell_1?view=uk
:
: >
: > spelled is the word you are looking for
:
: No, I know the word I'm looking for...what was it again...? Ah, yes,
: 'f***wit'...
:
: Suggest you avail yourself of the nearest dictionary before you criticise
an
: English major - you only make yourself look a complete moron.
:
: Spelt is the past tense of 'to spell'
: Dealt is the past tense of 'to deal'
: Smelt is the past tense of 'to smell'
:
: So you fancy a battle of words...?
: Fine you'll only lose
: I will surely thrash you
: At any game you choose
:
: Scrabble, Boggle, upwords
: I will win the lot
: Come on - are you chicken?
: I'll take everything you've got!
:
: I'll scramble your Scrabble, cross your words
: And certainly hang your men
: And then, when I'm through with you
: I'll do it all again!
:
: So come into my lair, my dear
: The word web has been spun
: You think this is the end - oh no!
: I've only just begun!
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
: On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 22:45:01 +0100, Melissa wrote
: (in article <[email protected]>):
:
: >
: >>
: >> 2) It's spelt 'response'.
: >>
: >
: > spelt is a small fish
:
:
: Is it, moron? Guess you'd better inform the OED - they appear to have
missed
: that definition.
:
: spell
:
: ? verb (past and past part. spelled or chiefly Brit. spelt) 1 write or
name
: the letters that form (a word) in correct sequence. 2 (of letters) make up
or
: form (a word). 3 be a sign of; lead to: the plans would spell disaster. 4
: (spell out) explain clearly and in detail.
:
: http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/spell_1?view=uk
:
: >
: > spelled is the word you are looking for
:
: No, I know the word I'm looking for...what was it again...? Ah, yes,
: 'f***wit'...
:
: Suggest you avail yourself of the nearest dictionary before you criticise
an
: English major - you only make yourself look a complete moron.
:
: Spelt is the past tense of 'to spell'
: Dealt is the past tense of 'to deal'
: Smelt is the past tense of 'to smell'
:
: So you fancy a battle of words...?
: Fine you'll only lose
: I will surely thrash you
: At any game you choose
:
: Scrabble, Boggle, upwords
: I will win the lot
: Come on - are you chicken?
: I'll take everything you've got!
:
: I'll scramble your Scrabble, cross your words
: And certainly hang your men
: And then, when I'm through with you
: I'll do it all again!
:
: So come into my lair, my dear
: The word web has been spun
: You think this is the end - oh no!
: I've only just begun!
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
Mind if I pass on that offer? I don't like insects.
K
Karl
But you like Miss Perspicacia Tick? Yuck.
JoAnn Paules said:
E
Ed Bennett
Joesef said:
I do not appreciate being called a no one.
Correct spelling and grammar are unfortunately largely absent from modern
society.
Melissa also seems to care about this particular point.
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
We've all had our hands smacked online at one time or another. Some people
tap our fingers and others punch us in the face.
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
tap our fingers and others punch us in the face.
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
I've often said that I am a study in opposites. Besides, she's a cake
now. I like cake!!
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
Besides, she's a cakenow. I like cake!!
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
Karl said:
J
JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]
Hey now!! I never said I missed David. Heck, I wasn't even thinking about
him. I'm not saying that to be mean - I just wasn't thinking about him.
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
him. I'm not saying that to be mean - I just wasn't thinking about him.
--
JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]