Jim said:
How do I set up for a tri-fold (Landscape) broshure in MS Publisher
2003. I can't find a template for it.
Thanks
Jim
Then one, more or all of the following must be true: -
1) You're very, blind (in which case I suggest you avail yourself of the
services of an optician)
2) You're very very stupid (in which case may I suggest we stay away from
big complicated things like computers and stick to felt-tips, crayons and
poster paints? If you want to get really technical maybe Mummy will let you
use the glue.)
3) You haven't bothered to look.
Publisher 2003 has over 100 templates for tri-fold brochures. If you don't
have the cranial capacity to find them, then would venture to suggest that
the rest of the application is going to be a complete mystery to you...
What you want can be found by clicking the mouse twice. The application
even helps you in this regard: -
START
<------ To get started, select an option in the list. Then, by following the
big orangey-yellow arrow you would have seen a list with the following
options: -
Publications for Print
Websites and Email
Design Sets
Blank Publications
Templates
You should have then thought "what do I want to do?" I want to create a
tri-fold brochure - I wonder where I could find that option?" A
mentally-retarded baboon could have found it through a process of trial and
error - you, obviously don't have the mental faculties of a
intellectually-challenged primate.
You are the winner of Moron of the Month for February - yes, the month may
only be four days old, but I cannot imagine I'm going to see anything
stupider.