You may have chosen this newsgroup because "access" is amongst the first
alphabetically in your newsgroup list.
However, it refers to "Microsoft Access", a database programming product,
which by all accounts is really, really boring?
To find a more interesting newsgroup (netball, cheer-leading, boys, blond
dyes, whatever) you might have better luck if you find newsgroups by a more
suitable means (say, a search for newsgroups via Google or something, and
actually read what the subject is).
(Well, I'm 55! Thinking about Microsoft Access has made me very tired...before
I realised that it's sooo...soooo...boring!)
I'm bald, by the way! Do some people actually like old, bald men? I'm not rich
though, Microsoft Access (this newsgroup) made sure of that...